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20 Places To Visit Before You Die (When You’re On a Budget)

by Wendi // February 28, 2019

The local Nissan dealership with the giant inflated ape

Your town’s abandoned mall that now houses a raccoon kingdom in the Orange Julius

America’s 3,401stoldest oak tree (unofficial)

Your neighbor’s house to see her potato that looks like Dolly Parton

A stop sign briefly seen in a 1981 episode of “CHiPs”

The nearest sewage treatment plant (by appointment only)

That house everyone thinks is haunted but is probably just ugly

The red rubber ball that’s been on the roof of your middle school for 27 years

Your town park’s new fountain/busted sprinkler head

The overpass that’s spray painted with misspelled swear words and anatomy

That dry cleaners that claims they once got a stain out of Ryan Gosling’s sweater

The shopping cart that’s been on the median for the past three years

Red Lobster but only during Endless Shrimp Week

The street with the giant pothole that’s always heatedly discussed on NextDoor

The street with the giant pothead who’s always heatedly discussed on NextDoor

The Pyramids of Giza* (*made out of toothpicks)

Nearby historical markers that for some reason all include the word “massacre”

Your cousin Jeff’s Man Cave that he built right before his divorce

The pancake restaurant where the face of Jesus and/or Bradley Cooper appears in a water damaged ceiling panel

The local nightclub where “it all went down”

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