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My Rejected Parenting Magazine Pitches

by Wendi // January 22, 2018

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Mom Confession: I Don’t Know How to Spell Umbylicahl Cord

 

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Comments

  1. Cheryl Duford says:
    January 22, 2018 at 11:19 am

    A lesser goddess wouldn’t have lead with the Tide Pods. Bravo!

  2. Ashley says:
    January 22, 2018 at 11:23 am

    DAMN IT. I clicked on the “You’re doing everything wrong, Freakshow” like it was going to be a link.

  3. Wendi says:
    January 22, 2018 at 11:35 am

    Maybe it should be!

  4. gigi says:
    January 22, 2018 at 4:11 pm

    So how DO you spell umbelikul corde?

  5. Bryce Warden says:
    January 22, 2018 at 8:19 pm

    Timely and hysterical. I’ll take three please.

  6. Shari Simpson-Cabelin says:
    January 23, 2018 at 11:41 am

    I thought I was the only one who had three nipples. #sisterhood

  7. Deborah Williams says:
    January 24, 2018 at 12:05 am

    I think you should start a parenting magazine, stat, as they say in the doctor shows.

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