(Actual answers.)
Bothering me.
Bothering daddy.
Stealing all of the good Pokemon cards and keeping them in his secret drawer that isn’t really a secret because I know where it is and also it has underwear in it.
Watching TV like he’s not supposed to be doing.
Playing the computer like he’s not supposed to be doing.
Eating upstairs like he’s not supposed to be doing.
Scamming people on the internet.
Eating sugar and chasing squirrels.
Crying because I think he glued his leg to something because he’s not really moving much.
Dressing the cat.
Flossing the cat.
Reading a book about princesses. Hahahahaha! Tell him I said that.
Trying to crack the parent code on the TV.
Clipping his toenails in your bed.
Trust me, you DO NOT want to know what he’s doing.
What brother?
So it was him who tircked me into investing all that money in to his fake on-line farming bussness.
Oh my word – I believe he scammed me too into that whole online farming nonsense.. I’m hanging my head in shame!
Hahaha! What on earth did he glue his leg to?
I’m glad you have taught your boys the importants of feline dental hygeine! LMBO!
Flossing the cat sounds kind of terrifying to me. My 5 year old twins are obsessed with flossing (our dentist is GOOD). But they have of yet to target the puppy.
Not sure what that link is about in my last comment… Anway – just wanted be clear that I’m not spamming you with 1-800 Dentist!
Oh, is he a Nigerian prince then?! Lol!!
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Love it. Can’t wait to hear you impart this humor on us today at MomCom. See ya there. 🙂
Im glad my daughter isn’t the only one who spends her life trying to crack parental codes. It’s like a hobby.
Wait….there’s a parent code for the TV?
Your children are evil geniuses.
I love that picture. And the fact that none of these had the word nutsack.
If I were to stash Pokemon cards, I would pick my lingerie drawer. Nobody ever goes in there.
Love that picture.
Can’t decide what I love more: this post or that picture.
Both adorable.
And made me smile equally big.
Your son and my eldest daughter have the same hobbies.
Dehydrated Water and Carbonless Diamonds… franchises available. My check has cleared my account by why does his customer service line go unanswered?
Love the pix! So, was this Sam talking about Jack or Jack about Sam?
Are we not supposed to floss cats?
Oh the parent controls! Blast them!
Flossing the cat. Heh.
This is a glimpse into my future. If I’m lucky. I’ve always loved laying down in a bed of toenail clippings.
so many favorites here I can’t type them all in but especially love: Scamming people on the internet, trying to crack the parent code on the tv and (particularly the evidently cold-blooded tone of: ) Crying because I think he glued his leg to something because he’s not really moving much. (PS do you take notes or just remember them?)
My kids just get annoying after they eat sugar.
I wish I had some squirrels.
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