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What’s Your Brother Doing?

by Wendi // June 22, 2012

(Actual answers.)

Bothering me.

Bothering daddy.

Stealing all of the good Pokemon cards and keeping them in his secret drawer that isn’t really a secret because I know where it is and also it has underwear in it.

Watching TV like he’s not supposed to be doing.

Playing the computer like he’s not supposed to be doing.

Eating upstairs like he’s not supposed to be doing.

Scamming people on the internet.

Eating sugar and chasing squirrels.

Crying because I think he glued his leg to something because he’s not really moving much.

Dressing the cat.

Flossing the cat.

Reading a book about princesses. Hahahahaha! Tell him I said that.

Trying to crack the parent code on the TV.

Clipping his toenails in your bed.

Trust me, you DO NOT want to know what he’s doing.

What brother?

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Comments

  1. Invader_Stu says:
    June 22, 2012 at 10:39 am

    So it was him who tircked me into investing all that money in to his fake on-line farming bussness.

  2. Maureen says:
    June 22, 2012 at 11:08 am

    Oh my word – I believe he scammed me too into that whole online farming nonsense.. I’m hanging my head in shame!

  3. kate says:
    June 22, 2012 at 2:19 pm

    Hahaha! What on earth did he glue his leg to?

  4. Wendy says:
    June 22, 2012 at 2:27 pm

    I’m glad you have taught your boys the importants of feline dental hygeine! LMBO!

  5. Kate Coveny Hood says:
    June 22, 2012 at 9:00 pm

    Flossing the cat sounds kind of terrifying to me. My 5 year old twins are obsessed with flossing (our dentist is GOOD). But they have of yet to target the puppy.

  6. Kate Coveny Hood says:
    June 22, 2012 at 9:04 pm

    Not sure what that link is about in my last comment… Anway – just wanted be clear that I’m not spamming you with 1-800 Dentist!

  7. Mom of A and a says:
    June 22, 2012 at 11:56 pm

    Oh, is he a Nigerian prince then?! Lol!!
    Hi, new reader here! Glad to be here!, :))

  8. Stefani says:
    June 23, 2012 at 5:15 am

    Love it. Can’t wait to hear you impart this humor on us today at MomCom. See ya there. 🙂

  9. The mama bird diaries says:
    June 23, 2012 at 5:37 am

    Im glad my daughter isn’t the only one who spends her life trying to crack parental codes. It’s like a hobby.

  10. Becky Rice says:
    June 23, 2012 at 6:13 am

    Wait….there’s a parent code for the TV?

  11. dusty earth mother says:
    June 23, 2012 at 12:38 pm

    Your children are evil geniuses.

  12. Ann says:
    June 23, 2012 at 6:45 pm

    I love that picture. And the fact that none of these had the word nutsack.

  13. Missy @ Wonder, Friend says:
    June 23, 2012 at 8:08 pm

    If I were to stash Pokemon cards, I would pick my lingerie drawer. Nobody ever goes in there.

    Love that picture.

  14. Alexandra says:
    June 23, 2012 at 9:46 pm

    Can’t decide what I love more: this post or that picture.

    Both adorable.

    And made me smile equally big.

  15. Tinne from Tantrums and Tomatoes says:
    June 25, 2012 at 6:12 am

    Your son and my eldest daughter have the same hobbies.

  16. Jeffrey Trapnell says:
    June 25, 2012 at 8:21 am

    Dehydrated Water and Carbonless Diamonds… franchises available. My check has cleared my account by why does his customer service line go unanswered?

  17. Mauigirl says:
    June 25, 2012 at 10:59 am

    Love the pix! So, was this Sam talking about Jack or Jack about Sam?

  18. Erin I'm Gonna Kill Him says:
    June 25, 2012 at 6:47 pm

    Are we not supposed to floss cats?

  19. The Flying Chalupa says:
    June 25, 2012 at 9:30 pm

    Oh the parent controls! Blast them!

    Flossing the cat. Heh.

    This is a glimpse into my future. If I’m lucky. I’ve always loved laying down in a bed of toenail clippings.

  20. Anne says:
    June 26, 2012 at 7:15 pm

    so many favorites here I can’t type them all in but especially love: Scamming people on the internet, trying to crack the parent code on the tv and (particularly the evidently cold-blooded tone of: ) Crying because I think he glued his leg to something because he’s not really moving much. (PS do you take notes or just remember them?)

  21. julie gardner says:
    June 27, 2012 at 3:23 pm

    My kids just get annoying after they eat sugar.

    I wish I had some squirrels.

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