Topics On My Neighborhood Message Board

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1. Great price on the washer! But I’m allergic to Tide…how about a jug of All?

2. You are hilarious. I’ll give you $75 bucks for the washer.

3. AT&T does not make money sucking data out of your house. They make money by pumping data into your house. They’re digging up the neighborhood to install cable. If you watch TV, they’ve already got you.

   I’ve got a washer but I could use a new microwave.

   Anybody need to dog? How about a cat? A 15-year-old boy? All free to a good home.

4. We, honest to dog, had a whole message thread about helicopters circling our neighborhood late at night and how it was the men in black watching us and who do we call about getting them sent away and what do you mean no one else heard the helicopters right over my house I swear they were there.

5. Forget AT&T your neighborhood needs a leash law STAT!

6. F*$%, you found my sign??

   This is awkward.

   (But seriously, guys, I can feel them watching me right now through the fiber-optic wires.)

7. You forgot the best one…the neighborhood safe house is gone. No lost and found needed here.

8. What an exciting neighborhood you live in!

9. So someone found my dog? Good. Glad to hear it.

   Have you seen my lost dog?

10. Do you think it’s the same dog that keeps getting lost?

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12. No Russian spammers? You better flip it before they take down the property values.

13. I love your town! It sounds like the place where I grew up. Man, I miss East Aurora…

14. Exactly the reason I refuse to subscribe to my school’s parent Yahoo!Group. The day someone posted about wanting to get rid of a half-eaten jar of soybean butter because “you know, we didn’t actually like it that much” was the day I signed off.

    BTW have you seen my missing AT&T truck?

15. Ya know… I have been hearing a click on the phone too… hmmmmm. Guess I should be suspicious.

16. I’ve been wearing my new aluminum foil hat lately and the clicking noises have finally stopped. Have you seen my washing machine?

17. Does it peak your interest at all when i say the only thing that peaked MY INTEREST is that your neighbor has a message board?!?!?!?!

18. I love you so.

19. You know I don’t really appreciate that you posted my posts on the community bulletin board on your blog. That’s not nice.

    Also my washer is no longer for sale as it has become my panic room.

20. Wendy. It’s 11:00 o’clock. Do you know where your dog is?

21. You are hilarious, Wendi. I must say, your neighborhood sounds like fun. I live in the greater Los Angeles area, so I’m used to the “chop, chop, chop” of helicopters. But in our case, they are looking for gang members or thieves–definitely not “surveillancing me.” ha P.S. I hate AT&T. And the cable companies!

22. The smiley face emoticon – genius.

    This sounds like our neighborhood message board, but with the Municipal Water District and no TX accent.

    Because that “burst water pipe” needs weekly round-the-clock attention. Right, American Recovery & Reinvestment Act?

23. You’re so lucky. Our community boards here only advertise laser procedures and botox. Come to think about it … I did find it rather odd when someone posted about a lost implant.

24. We are stuck in the same place, aren’t we???

25. It would be funnier if it weren’t exactly how my neighborhood message board reads. We have one dedicated solely to safety too, and normally they get their panties in a twist over solicitors. Dear Lord, people, just go lock yourselves in your safe rooms and leave us alone!

26. Do you live in a dog park?

27. You made my friday! No one uses expletives quite like you Wendy!

28. I’ll give you $20 for the dog.

29. In our neighborhood in Arizona, the mountain lion warnings were always exciting, but this was my favorite:

    “Lost: tortoise. Last seen heading east toward McKellips Road.”

    (Apparently, too fast to be stopped.)

    A month or two later:

    “Found: tortoise”

30. Perfect.

31. the funny thing is they are right but they got it slightly wrong. The AT&T guy is just an AT&T. The dog is one to look out for. He’s not getting lost. He’s sneaking off to talk to his Russian comrades about what is going no.

32. Another gem!!!

33. oh, your neighbors are so much more fun than mine.

34. I have a neighbor with a voice like the Wicked Witch of the West who loves to entertain — lavishly — and will NOT SHUT UP until at least 3:00 a.m. She’s older than I am, for God’s sake, and she still parties till dawn.

    I don’t know if I’m jealous or just sleep-deprived, but will she NEVER SHUT THE F*** UP?!!!

35. The dog. He vill lead us to Moose and Squirrel. And ve vill topple Capitalism. Return to you’re AT&T vans comrades. Tomorrow America says dosvidanya.

36. So… serious dog management problems in your neighborhood, yes?

37. Hahahahaaaaaaa!! That cracked me up! I loved how there was a quick mention of a washer still being for sale for $200.

    And, no 5c on my small talk quiz was not written after talking to your North Dakota cousins unless we are related and my cousins moved to North Dakota without telling me. Hmmm…

38. As always, Wendi, a real pleasure. Thank you once again. ~bow~

39. This makes me think that there are actually advantages to froniter living. Little House on the Prarie did not have a homeowners association.

40. So, did anyone find a dog? I lost mine.

41. I LOVE your neighborhood!! You’ve got people looking out for you. That’s so nice!
    I’m a little concerned about the OCD dude who keeps misplacing his canine though. Oh wait, you live in Austin…he’s just high.
    (btw I really miss Austin)

42. Huh? “Money by sucking data out”? No, no. They make money by siphoning money out. Then they pump in so much garbage you won’t notice it’s missing ; )

43. I want to live in your neighborhood. We never get exciting AT&T espionage.

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