Wendi Aarons is completely unqualified to hold public office.
Wendi Aarons once ran for treasurer of her junior high school and lost to a boy named “Freaky Mike.”
Wendi Aarons only joined her school’s PTA because she thought they were the group that rescued hurt animals and said nasty things to women wearing fur coats.
Wendi Aarons thinks “president” should be spelled with a “z.”
Wendi Aarons was recently seen laughing her ass off during a screening of “Beverly Hills Chihuahua” and therefore may be mentally unstable.
Wendi Aarons tells everyone that she never sent fan letters to Kenny Rogers, but she really did.
Wendi Aarons claims that global warming is caused by microwave popcorn.
Wendi Aarons once owned acid-wash jeans and had a Donna Summer stack perm.
Wendi Aarons is 40 years-old and has known foot and sinus problems that may prevent her from balancing the budget.
Wendi Aarons once put on a toga and partied with known radical group Gamma Phi Beta sorority.
Wendi Aarons sometimes says something, then completely forgets she ever said it, then stomps away and pouts about it.
Wendi Aarons wants to pass legislation that makes it illegal to talk on your cell phone when you’re in a public restroom stall.
Wendi Aarons once stole a grocery store pumpkin when she was drunk and is therefore an obvious threat to our national security.
Wendi Aarons often gets wine and water confused.
Wendi Aarons should never lead anything but a conga line.