MY FUNNY BENADRYL
(to the tune of “My Funny Valentine”)
My funny Benadryl
Hot pink, little Benadryl
You make my sneezes disappear
You’re an antihistamine
Dip..hen..hydra…mine?
Yet I use you with no fear
Is your dye #27 a little red?
Is my immunity a little dead?
When I want to completely pass out for 8 hours without being congested
Do you drug me?
But don’t call me a ju-uhn-kie
Not when you enable me
Stay, little Kirkland Signature version of Benadryl that’s so totally cheaper but has the same active ingredient, stay!
Each day is Benadryl Day

I just peed myself.
Yay! A love song to my favorite antihistamine!
Great purling! Cool colors! 😉
This just made my night, without a doubt. =]
OK, so maybe I have had too much allergy medication, considering the strangeness of this post, but what can I say, this week, I’m the Texas cedar trees’ bitch. Sniff.
You are a genius.
I am going to have that song in my head all day now. 8^)
Ride, Pink Pony, ride!
Clever girl. And tres sexy. Who wouldn’t want you as their Valentine?
Audio post required. YouTube would be better.
Sneeze the day!
next time I talk to my bottle of zyrtec on a cold austin morning, and my husband laughs at me, I’m sending him here…thanks 🙂