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Allergies Are Always In Season

by Wendi // January 7, 2008

MY FUNNY BENADRYL

(to the tune of “My Funny Valentine”)


My funny Benadryl
Hot pink, little Benadryl
You make my sneezes disappear
You’re an antihistamine
Dip..hen..hydra…mine?
Yet I use you with no fear

Is your dye #27 a little red?
Is my immunity a little dead?
When I want to completely pass out for 8 hours without being congested
Do you drug me?

But don’t call me a ju-uhn-kie
Not when you enable me
Stay, little Kirkland Signature version of Benadryl that’s so totally cheaper but has the same active ingredient, stay!
Each day is Benadryl Day

Wendi Aarons
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Comments

  1. noreply@blogger.com (ChristytheWriter) says:
    January 7, 2008 at 9:18 am

    I just peed myself.

  2. noreply@blogger.com (Donna Lee) says:
    January 7, 2008 at 5:58 pm

    Yay! A love song to my favorite antihistamine!

  3. noreply@blogger.com (MadMad) says:
    January 7, 2008 at 7:05 pm

    Great purling! Cool colors! 😉

  4. noreply@blogger.com (paulzammit) says:
    January 7, 2008 at 11:45 pm

    This just made my night, without a doubt. =]

  5. noreply@blogger.com (WA) says:
    January 8, 2008 at 5:23 am

    OK, so maybe I have had too much allergy medication, considering the strangeness of this post, but what can I say, this week, I’m the Texas cedar trees’ bitch. Sniff.

  6. noreply@blogger.com (Moi) says:
    January 8, 2008 at 8:57 am

    You are a genius.

    I am going to have that song in my head all day now. 8^)

  7. noreply@blogger.com (Lady Weasel) says:
    January 8, 2008 at 5:14 pm

    Ride, Pink Pony, ride!

  8. noreply@blogger.com (Dena) says:
    January 9, 2008 at 8:21 am

    Clever girl. And tres sexy. Who wouldn’t want you as their Valentine?

  9. noreply@blogger.com (Sans Pantaloons) says:
    January 10, 2008 at 7:46 am

    Audio post required. YouTube would be better.
    Sneeze the day!

  10. noreply@blogger.com (giblet) says:
    January 18, 2008 at 4:08 pm

    next time I talk to my bottle of zyrtec on a cold austin morning, and my husband laughs at me, I’m sending him here…thanks 🙂

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