MY FUNNY BENADRYL
(to the tune of “My Funny Valentine”)
My funny Benadryl
Hot pink, little Benadryl
You make my sneezes disappear
You’re an antihistamine
Dip..hen..hydra…mine?
Yet I use you with no fear
Is your dye #27 a little red?
Is my immunity a little dead?
When I want to completely pass out for 8 hours without being congested
Do you drug me?
But don’t call me a ju-uhn-kie
Not when you enable me
Stay, little Kirkland Signature version of Benadryl that’s so totally cheaper but has the same active ingredient, stay!
Each day is Benadryl Day
Wendi Aarons
I just peed myself.
Yay! A love song to my favorite antihistamine!
Great purling! Cool colors! 😉
This just made my night, without a doubt. =]
OK, so maybe I have had too much allergy medication, considering the strangeness of this post, but what can I say, this week, I’m the Texas cedar trees’ bitch. Sniff.
You are a genius.
I am going to have that song in my head all day now. 8^)
Ride, Pink Pony, ride!
Clever girl. And tres sexy. Who wouldn’t want you as their Valentine?
Audio post required. YouTube would be better.
Sneeze the day!
next time I talk to my bottle of zyrtec on a cold austin morning, and my husband laughs at me, I’m sending him here…thanks 🙂