About Me

I’m a wife, the mother of two boys and I live in the fabulous city of Austin with my 17-year old cat Dickens who will never die. Most of the time I can be found either near the 50% off racks at Target, or on the couch yelling at people on reality TV to pull their heads out. It really depends on the day. I’m a busy woman.

In my previous life, I worked in advertising and in the movie business, but then I had kids and stopped contributing to society. In the past couple years, I’ve written stuff for mcweeneys.net, freshyarn.com, parentwise:austin, KUT, HybridMom, some sketch comedy, an unproduced screenplay and now Austin Woman Magazine is letting me write a column for them every other month.(Suckers.)

Oh, I’m also busy writing my first book, which will hopefully someday be published by someone other than my husband.

I usually post here just once a week, and it’s a little unpredictable, so if you don’t want to miss any of the excitement, subscribe to my feed and you’ll get an email when I put up something new. And just in case you can’t get enough of my brilliance, I’m also found at www.themouthyhousewives.com and www.realityroadkill.com under the name “Reality Wench.”

Thanks so much for reading!