Why I Shouldn’t Take Sudafed On An Empty Stomach
April 26th, 2007
“Hi, Mrs. Johnson. I’m here to pick up Sam from school. Oh, I see the class had face painting today! That’s great! Wow—look at you, Mrs. Johnson! All painted up like a tiger. And you’re even wearing little tiger ears! I think someone’s husband is going to have themselves quite a wild night tonight, ifyouknowwhatImean, girlfriend! Grooowlll!”
(Long, uncomfortable silence.)
“Crap. Was that out loud?”
(Long, uncomfortable silence.)
“Guess this means I’ll be chaperoning the field trip to the waste treatment plant, huh?”
(Long, uncomfortable silence.)
“OK, well, see you tomorrow. BADASS TIGER LADY!”
(Long, uncomfortable silence.)
“That was out loud, too, wasn’t it?”
Wendi Aarons
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4 Comments
Add your own1. noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) | April 26th, 2007 at 9:08 am
haha, you had me giggling out loud to myself at work!
2. noreply@blogger.com (Kim) | April 26th, 2007 at 9:34 pm
It’s twue. It’s twue. Sudafed, after you’ve signed your life away, makes you very…perky. And eye-dilatedly.Like that. I took some today and I was very…perky.
3. noreply@blogger.com (Arthur Dent) | April 27th, 2007 at 6:33 am
lol
When the inner monologue just comes sailing out uncontrollably. It’s as funny as.
4. noreply@blogger.com (Sans Pantaloons) | May 1st, 2007 at 3:31 pm
Waste treatment plant! WooHoo!!
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