The local Nissan dealership with the giant inflated ape
Your town’s abandoned mall that now houses a raccoon kingdom in the Orange Julius
America’s 3,401stoldest oak tree (unofficial)
Your neighbor’s house to see her potato that looks like Dolly Parton
A stop sign briefly seen in a 1981 episode of “CHiPs”
The nearest sewage treatment plant (by appointment only)
That house everyone thinks is haunted but is probably just ugly
The red rubber ball that’s been on the roof of your middle school for 27 years
Your town park’s new fountain/busted sprinkler head
The overpass that’s spray painted with misspelled swear words and anatomy
That dry cleaners that claims they once got a stain out of Ryan Gosling’s sweater
The shopping cart that’s been on the median for the past three years
Red Lobster but only during Endless Shrimp Week
The street with the giant pothole that’s always heatedly discussed on NextDoor
The street with the giant pothead who’s always heatedly discussed on NextDoor
The Pyramids of Giza* (*made out of toothpicks)
Nearby historical markers that for some reason all include the word “massacre”
Your cousin Jeff’s Man Cave that he built right before his divorce
The pancake restaurant where the face of Jesus and/or Bradley Cooper appears in a water damaged ceiling panel
The local nightclub where “it all went down”
