Alice Mc something
Larry Polish or Swedish last name, Austin
Boob job neighbor
Did you mean: boob job neighbors, bob bob neighbor, boob job neighbours
No, I meant boob job neighbor
Jason Klinghoff
Jason Clinghauf
Jason Kingheifhof hot heif?? what the hell stupid name
Jason from the 90’s, Wang Chung lover
Lady with all the rabbits and rashes
Blonde girl from Sherman Oaks, SUPER bitchy
Who was that friend of my sister’s who got arrested for pot possession in Idaho?
Guy I worked with at Macy’s who couldn’t spell Macy’s and who got fired for stealing double-D bras and XL thigh highs (allegedly)
That one dude with the 3 nipples? Remember him? I want to say “Kai”?
Stephanie last name starts with a J or P or T. The one from that one summer camp with the mosquito infestation 1986ish
Larry Smith Smyth Smithes Smitty, Austin
Is Cousin Leonard still alive
Gamma Phi Beta who puked on my arm
Alice De something
My friend from yoga with stupid hippie name like Lily Treehouse
Training Bra Susan
Tommy last name rhymes with some kind of pasta
That mom at school who looks like Christopher Walken
The mom from school who looks like Christopher Walken is me.
But does she talk like Christopher Walken? Because THAT would be awesome.
Mine would include the kid who breakdanced (is that the past tense? Brokedanced?) on the floor of the cafeteria, the douche with the brand new Jeep whose name was Koch, but you had to pronounce it “Cook”, and Amanda, who stayed back twice and then took off to Yellowstone.
I’d like to find the 22 year old who I dated when I was 30. I want to see what he looks like now that he’s finally 30 something. Justin something California hot.
hilarious, as usual.
That sounds like the search I did for the guy I dated in college who was the singer for a ridiculously-named local band: Mark Kitty Kitty Young Columbus long hair
I respond to most facebook friend requests with, “Yes, I’m Caitlyn Lawton. No, not the one you’re looking for. She lives in California.” I would accept the requests so I feel like I have friends, but they keep asking questions like “What did you do to your hair?” and “Why are you in New York?”
Yeah, it’s Tommy Schmetteline, he’s my friend too
hysterical. It’s nice to reconnect with old friends.
So funny, how do you think they would search for you … hot blonde who loves Manilow ?
I think your hippie – friend works here now…
I think they might now search for Wendi as “Mrs. Six Million Dollar Elbow Man”