Please tell the doctor I want my epidural now.
Are you at least going to buy me dinner first?
Be honest: how many grey hairs do you see down there? More than 10?
Now you know why my college nickname was “Sasquatch”!
This would be so much more romantic by candlelight, Taffy.
“WAX ON, WAX OFF!” Hahahaha! Jesus, I wish you were Ralph Macchio.
I don’t want a “Landing Strip” so much as a “Splash Pad.”
If I punch you at some point, please take it personally.
You might want to grab some pruning shears. It’s been a long winter.
OMG, are you using Turtle Wax?
In other news:
In case I haven’t mentioned it before, I’m very pleased to announce that I’m co-producing/directing the 3rd annual Listen To Your Mother Austin show this year with Liz McGuire. It’ll be held Thursday, May 9th at 7pm at the AT&T Executive Education and Conference Center on the University of Texas campus.
Right now we’re accepting submissions to be in the show and more information about that can be found at www.listentoyourmothershow.com/austin. Please spread the word!