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Rejected Names for My New Blow Dry Salon

by Wendi // January 18, 2013

Blowhole’s

Blow By Blow

Psst….Got Any Blow?

Kurtis Blow’s Blows

Bloviators!

A Quick Blow To The Head

Didn’t I (Blow Your Hair This Time)

Oh, Blow Me, Larry

Vincent Van Blow’s

Blow Chunkz: A Salon

Blow: For the Last Time, We Don’t Sell Cocaine Here So Stop Handing Us Wads of Cash and Asking For Mirrors and Maybe Try Rehab, You Red Nosed Freaks

Heywood Jablome’s

blow

 

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Comments

  1. Lance says:
    January 18, 2013 at 9:25 am

    This Shop Blows

    Blowing In The Wind

  2. Leigh Ann says:
    January 18, 2013 at 9:51 am

    Thar She Blows!

  3. Mexmom says:
    January 18, 2013 at 9:59 am

    You are blowing my mind!

  4. Arnebya says:
    January 18, 2013 at 10:17 am

    Blow Me Down
    Blow Out (We’re An Upscale Salon, Bitch, Do Not Bring Your Baby’s Blown Out Diaper In Here)
    Devastating Blows
    Blow Pops (We’re An Upscale Salon, Bitch, Do Not Bring Your Grandfather Here for “Services”)
    Blown to Smithereens But With Your Head Still Intact. And Cute.
    Blown INTO Proportion
    Land a Blow
    Where the Warm Wind Blows
    Blow Jobs

    I HAVE TOO MUCH TIME, WENDI. TOO TOO MUCH!

  5. robin says:
    January 18, 2013 at 10:18 am

    Blow Jobs

  6. Stephanie says:
    January 18, 2013 at 11:10 am

    Didn’t I…

  7. Stephanie says:
    January 18, 2013 at 11:10 am

    Didn’t I…

  8. Stephanie says:
    January 18, 2013 at 11:10 am

    Didn’t I…

  9. suburbancorrespondent says:
    January 18, 2013 at 5:26 pm

    Thanks to you, I now have stupid sea chanteys going through my head. Oh, blow ye winds in the morning, oh blow ye winds, heigh-ho!

  10. Musings on Motherhood and Mid-Life says:
    January 19, 2013 at 3:20 am

    Hair She Blows!

  11. Gdot says:
    January 19, 2013 at 6:22 am

    Hand blown
    Blow hard
    Blow hard with a vengeance

  12. Gdot says:
    January 19, 2013 at 6:26 am

    Blow hard or live free
    ( then you can say ” Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker.”
    After each ‘job’)

  13. Cathy says:
    January 19, 2013 at 9:40 am

    a lovely salon where, if you are suffering from a head cold, you can blow your hair and nose at the same time……

  14. Yvette says:
    January 19, 2013 at 10:52 am

    Um, please bear in mind that I’m an old woman who lives in the mountains… What the hell is a blow dry salon?!

  15. Cait says:
    January 19, 2013 at 10:46 pm

    I like to picture you sitting in PTA meetings when you come up with these lists. Somehow that makes them even funnier.

  16. Invader_Stu says:
    January 20, 2013 at 8:37 am

    Blow me over
    Blow jobs (buy one, get one free)

  17. Ann says:
    January 20, 2013 at 10:12 am

    Where were you when we were looking for baby names?

  18. Sue says:
    January 20, 2013 at 2:12 pm

    Fixin’ to Blow. Conveniently located next to/in a Waffle House.

  19. Alan S. Pastonson says:
    January 21, 2013 at 5:09 am

    This is all I could think of. Unfortunately none are funny. Well, maybe one.

    Thermal Trip
    Hot Gunz
    Style Tings
    Set to 12
    Thrust Up
    Plug In & Blow Up.
    Fanny Spinning
    Here Be Hairdo’s
    Dry Wit hAir
    Hair Blaster
    Oh Beehive!
    Sit Down & Dry
    Puff Dada
    HairMothers
    Heat On, Chill Out
    Hot Style Inn
    Rush In, Cool Out

    Although I am as bald as a coot, and have never had a blow dry.

  20. Ri says:
    January 21, 2013 at 6:23 am

    LOL @ your, Arnebya’s and Alan’s lists

    Also: Blown Away!

  21. Tinne from Tantrums and Tomatoes says:
    January 22, 2013 at 6:33 am

    David Blowie

  22. Lone_Star_00 says:
    January 24, 2013 at 9:23 pm

    Blown By A Blond
    Kerblowie
    Amazon Blowgun
    47 to 3 (i.e. blowout)
    Blown Ambitions

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