Possessed Dogs Who Look Like Possessed Cats But Only Because They Weigh Five Pounds and Ride Around in Lady Purses All Day Like Brokeass Chumps But Despite That Shameful Existence They Really Are Dogs. (Who Are Possessed.)
Possessed Fast Food Workers (Eyes Already Red, So Save $ on Special FX)
Possessed Oscar Host James Franco (See above)
Possessed PTA Presidents in Lululemon Work-Out Clothes Who Will Be Snubbed On Facebook By Possessed PTA Presidents In Tennis Skirts And Then A Huge Slap Fight/Lunge Battle Will Ensue In A Possessed Florida Pilates Studio (Note: Will Need NC-17 Rating Due To Very Graphic Imagery But OMG HOW FREAKING AWESOME)
Possessed Mothers-In-Law (May Not Be Believable. Hahahaha! Who Are We Kidding? This Mofo Casts Itself.)
Sorry, Hollywood, but no parent alive is scared by a possessed kid.
Let’s hear it—what do you guys suggest for the next horror movie? Leave it in comments & I’ll even write the movie poster tagline for you.