Stealing all of the good Pokemon cards and keeping them in his secret drawer that isn’t really a secret because I know where it is and also it has underwear in it.
Watching TV like he’s not supposed to be doing.
Playing the computer like he’s not supposed to be doing.
Eating upstairs like he’s not supposed to be doing.
Scamming people on the internet.
Eating sugar and chasing squirrels.
Crying because I think he glued his leg to something because he’s not really moving much.
Dressing the cat.
Flossing the cat.
Reading a book about princesses. Hahahahaha! Tell him I said that.
Trying to crack the parent code on the TV.
Clipping his toenails in your bed.
Trust me, you DO NOT want to know what he’s doing.