It’s that time of year again. Please enjoy these with someone special.
Or click here to see it on YouTube.
Rejected Hearts through the years:
That was simply beautiful. I am kvelling.
I think the music really ramped up the drama of the words. I may have shed a tear….
Those are funny.
I very much enjoyed with Rabelleska, my blow-up lady of 6 puncture kits and counting.
I’m a chewin’ an’a sookin’, chewin’ an’a sookin’.
Yup. Some Hearts That Make Lovin’ allowed.
BEST BATCH EVER. Especially with the music.
Each one made me laugh harder than the next. I think I’m going to get the Cheez Its one for my husband.
I laughed, I cried from laughing. Yes, the music seals the deal. Brilliant!
You’ve upped the ante from years past even.
And who says you’re not a romantic.
Also, Rest Area Lothario = George Michael.
I know, we’re fighting now.
These are the best ever! (Even though I tasted a bit of throw-up reading some of them.)
Oh dear God that was funny. And the Manilow? Was appreciated. I’m about to go and make this go viral.
So funny! How do you make the hearts?
Awesome. And it’s no shock that Manilow improves everything, but it really did make this year’s the best ever. It feels like it’s really a holiday now 🙂
When I first saw this, I thought, “Hmmm. I wonder why it’s a video this time.” But I should have guessed. Now inquiring minds want to know (well, I do, anyway) if that’s actually Barry himself playing.
I will do crazy stuff for anyone who swiffers my sex dungeon.
This was lovely, but I am confused. Granny panties and panty lines, they’re not good?
Hysterical! Seriously hysterical!
So romantic. It gets me every year *tear*
19 Kids & Drinking…..ALOT !!!
I don’t know how to live in a world where these gems are rejected.
Once again, choking on my morning coffee.
The LENGTHS and TIME you go through for us.
YOU are the best valentine ever.
Did that say Swiffer my sex dungeon? Ohh yeah.
It was hard to pick up the soundtrack because I was laughing so loudly, and so was my 78 year old mother who was reading over my shoulder. But of course it’s some Manilow. And yes, that does look infected.
I think “summers eve fresh” was made all the funnier with the little smiley face.
Hilarious, as always.
I’m in pain. Meth Cookin Mama and Pull My Mucus Plug being my favorites. I honestly think that this is what Barry intended when he wrote that song.
The music made it so much more beautiful.
I feel the need to insert a fact here:
Groin injuries are, in fact, painful.
I mean, I’m pretty sure that’s why John Boehner’s always crying…
(Either that or he’s been rejected by the Gingrichs. Again.)
Toooo many funny ones but “Heavy Flow” and “I accept PayPal” are right up there. And the “Mandy” music made it even funnier. Way to make Valentine hearts with things we REALLY want to say!
p.s. As someone who’s new to your blog, I was unaware of your situation with The Manilow.
Well. I love you even more.
I’m still laughing.
I like the Manilow instrumental. Nice touch.
thank you, thank you very much.
lady lookin for a lady stache lick.
Do these work? If so, can you overnight to Atlanta?
I’m a little late on the pick up here– loved these! Hilarious. My husband, a Public Defender, especially liked the one addressed to him.
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