33 Comments

• 1. Lisa Rae @ smacksy  |  February 12th, 2012 at 5:52 pm

  That was simply beautiful. I am kvelling.
  xo

• 2. Kate Coveny Hood  |  February 12th, 2012 at 6:25 pm

  I think the music really ramped up the drama of the words. I may have shed a tear….

• 3. Brett Minor  |  February 12th, 2012 at 6:55 pm

  Those are funny.

• 4. Sans Sweetness...  |  February 12th, 2012 at 7:11 pm

  I very much enjoyed with Rabelleska, my blow-up lady of 6 puncture kits and counting.

  I’m a chewin’ an’a sookin’, chewin’ an’a sookin’.

  Yup. Some Hearts That Make Lovin’ allowed.
  Yup.

• 5. Ann  |  February 12th, 2012 at 8:19 pm

  BEST BATCH EVER. Especially with the music.

  OMG.

• 6. Leigh Ann  |  February 12th, 2012 at 8:27 pm

  Each one made me laugh harder than the next. I think I’m going to get the Cheez Its one for my husband.

• 7. Nicole B.  |  February 12th, 2012 at 8:46 pm

  I laughed, I cried from laughing. Yes, the music seals the deal. Brilliant!

• 8. Erin I'm Gonna Kill Him  |  February 12th, 2012 at 9:36 pm

  You’ve upped the ante from years past even.

  And who says you’re not a romantic.

• 9. Erin I'm Gonna Kill Him  |  February 12th, 2012 at 9:39 pm

  Also, Rest Area Lothario = George Michael.

  I know, we’re fighting now.

• 10. Liz @ PeaceLoveGuac  |  February 12th, 2012 at 11:10 pm

  These are the best ever! (Even though I tasted a bit of throw-up reading some of them.)

• 11. Gretchen  |  February 13th, 2012 at 12:12 am

  Oh dear God that was funny. And the Manilow? Was appreciated. I’m about to go and make this go viral.

• 12. amybmomof3  |  February 13th, 2012 at 5:51 am

  So funny! How do you make the hearts?

• 13. Shannan  |  February 13th, 2012 at 8:31 am

  Awesome. And it’s no shock that Manilow improves everything, but it really did make this year’s the best ever. It feels like it’s really a holiday now

• 14. Kate W.  |  February 13th, 2012 at 9:13 am

  When I first saw this, I thought, “Hmmm. I wonder why it’s a video this time.” But I should have guessed. Now inquiring minds want to know (well, I do, anyway) if that’s actually Barry himself playing.

• 15. Missy @ Wonder, Friend  |  February 13th, 2012 at 9:17 am

  I will do crazy stuff for anyone who swiffers my sex dungeon.

  This was lovely, but I am confused. Granny panties and panty lines, they’re not good?

• 16. Jill  |  February 13th, 2012 at 10:12 am

  Hysterical! Seriously hysterical!

• 17. Invader_Stu  |  February 13th, 2012 at 10:33 am

  So romantic. It gets me every year *tear*

• 18. Linda  |  February 13th, 2012 at 10:34 am

  19 Kids & Drinking…..ALOT !!!

• 19. Marinka  |  February 13th, 2012 at 10:39 am

  I don’t know how to live in a world where these gems are rejected.

• 20. Alexandra  |  February 13th, 2012 at 10:39 am

  Once again, choking on my morning coffee.

  The LENGTHS and TIME you go through for us.

  YOU are the best valentine ever.

  xo

• 21. Lady Estrogen  |  February 13th, 2012 at 10:53 am

  Love them!
  Did that say Swiffer my sex dungeon? Ohh yeah.

• 22. Nancy Davis Kho  |  February 13th, 2012 at 11:02 am

  It was hard to pick up the soundtrack because I was laughing so loudly, and so was my 78 year old mother who was reading over my shoulder. But of course it’s some Manilow. And yes, that does look infected.

• 23. Roxanne  |  February 13th, 2012 at 11:17 am

  I think “summers eve fresh” was made all the funnier with the little smiley face.

  Hilarious, as always.

• 24. dusty earth mother  |  February 13th, 2012 at 12:41 pm

  I’m in pain. Meth Cookin Mama and Pull My Mucus Plug being my favorites. I honestly think that this is what Barry intended when he wrote that song.

• 25. the mama bird diaries  |  February 13th, 2012 at 2:22 pm

  The music made it so much more beautiful.

• 26. julie gardner  |  February 13th, 2012 at 3:52 pm

  I feel the need to insert a fact here:
  Groin injuries are, in fact, painful.

  I mean, I’m pretty sure that’s why John Boehner’s always crying…

  (Either that or he’s been rejected by the Gingrichs. Again.)

• 27. rojopaul  |  February 13th, 2012 at 4:14 pm

  Toooo many funny ones but “Heavy Flow” and “I accept PayPal” are right up there. And the “Mandy” music made it even funnier. Way to make Valentine hearts with things we REALLY want to say!

• 28. julie gardner  |  February 13th, 2012 at 4:35 pm

  p.s. As someone who’s new to your blog, I was unaware of your situation with The Manilow.

  And now?

  Well. I love you even more.

• 29. Jane  |  February 13th, 2012 at 8:26 pm

  I’m still laughing.

• 30. Tara  |  February 13th, 2012 at 8:40 pm

  I like the Manilow instrumental. Nice touch.

• 31. MommaKiss  |  February 14th, 2012 at 3:32 pm

  thank you, thank you very much.
  Love,
  lady lookin for a lady stache lick.

• 32. the muskrat  |  February 14th, 2012 at 4:02 pm

  Do these work? If so, can you overnight to Atlanta?

• 33. gfrazz  |  February 18th, 2012 at 11:49 am

  I’m a little late on the pick up here– loved these! Hilarious. My husband, a Public Defender, especially liked the one addressed to him.

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