Dork #1: Myself
Dork #2: Ann Imig, star of stage, screen and the hilarious blog AnnsRants.
The Occasion: The 2012 Rose Bowl match-up between the amazingly talented Oregon Ducks who proudly boast me and the guy who played Dr. Johnny Fever as distinguished alumni and the (cough) Wisconsin Badgers whose alumni include Ann and some semi-professional jugglers.
Important Note: The sports knowledge and inside-football talk between us here is very high-level, so you may need to consult ESPN.com or ask a clerk at The Foot Locker to explain it to you later. It’s really amazing that we don’t have our own sports talk radio show by now. I think it’s because we’re too hot to be taken seriously.
Anyway, here we go:
Later, we tried to make a bet about whose team would win, but then we got into a fight about how much cuter the Duck’s costumes are than the Badger’s costumes and I don’t know what happened after that, but now I have to give Ann $100 and my plastic duck lip whistle and that pisses me off because she doesn’t even know the first thing about quacking.
But I do. Which is why if the Ducks win, I plan on calling her later and leaving a 10-minute long version of “American Pie” done in duck quacks on her voicemail. I’m putting on Chapstick right now in preparation.