I got hit hard by Austin’s cedar allergies yesterday, so today I look like whatever it is we’re now saying instead of “Nick Nolte’s mugshot.” (“Dog the Bounty Hunter’s prom photo”?)
But while I have no choice but to just sit here with a box of tissues and a metric ton of Benadryl coursing through my veins, you have something else you can do. And that’s click over to The Mouthy Housewives where today I’m spilling all of my deep dark secrets. Even the one about my real celebrity crush—it’s not who you think it is. JUST CLICK HERE.
If you need me in the meantime, I’ll be under the blankets petting my Breathe-Right nasal strip and sniffling.