Picking out a Halloween costume can be tough, especially for modern day, socially conscious women and womyn like us. How many times have you found yourself standing in the Super Halloween Emporium looking at row after row of $40 costumes made out of thin tissue paper and toxic North Korean glue thinking, “Gee, I’d really like to look like a cheap male fantasy, but isn’t there a way I can also promote Female Empowerment?” Well, my friend, hang on to your rhinestone encrusted broomstick, because now the answer is YES!
Yes, ladies, this year you can look both SEXY and SMART on All Hallow’s Eve! Stand up for women’s rights while sportin’ more boobage than an underage Reno, Nevada pole-dancer with daddy issues! This Halloween, look like you’re turnin’ Tricks while you’re actually Treatin’ womankind!
PRESENTING THE HALLO-WOMEEN COSTUME COLLECTION!
Smokin’ Hot Nuclear Physicist
Sexy Ass Social Worker
Leggy Criminal Rights Attorney
The U.S. Secretary of Skank
Bangin’ Body Brenda, the PBS Documentarian
The CEO of Cleavage, Inc.
Dirty Guurll Governor
Trashy Tina the Fulbright Scholar
Horny Human Rights Activist
Vicky Vajayjay, PhD
The Brazilian Waxed Welfare Administrator
*vibrating stethoscope included
So don’t wait! Get your costume today! And show everyone that women can not only be sexy, but smart, professional and accomplished, too.