Archive for May, 2011

Two New Pencils and a Microphone

This morning our elementary school held an awards...
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The Kid (Doesn’t Really Try To) Stay in the Picture

I absolutely hate having my picture taken. Hate...
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Things to Do Before the Rapture

Floss Moisturize Confess To Weird Neighbor...
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Scream, Rub, Repeat

(I’m in the throes of a sinus extravaganza...
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I Started a Joke (Then Some Idiot Stole It)

I don’t usually do this, but today...
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