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by Wendi // April 20, 2011

Someone recently told me that a good way to make money on your blog is by courting advertisers via sneaked mentions of them in your posts. To a purist like myself, this is completely unbelievable. After all, I’m a writer with standards, not a shill for The Man. Not a stupid slogan monkey. All you have in this life is your integrity, and I fully intend to keep mine.

That’s why when I was surfing the net on my (truly amazing and futuristic) iPad™ from Apple© and came across a blog that mentioned a product no less than five times, I was appalled. Five freakin’ times? I tell you, I almost fell out of my Office Max® chair and choked on my curiously strong Altoid™ mint when I saw that. Thank God I had a bottle of refreshing Smartwater® to wash it down or I probably would have died. And then who would have unloaded my incredibly efficient Kenmore™ dishwasher? My friends from MerryMaids™? My oh-my-God-is-there-anything-it-can’t-do!? Roomba®? It was a scary, scary moment.

Of course, I’m all for making money on my blog—as evidenced by the $2.50 I brought in last year—but there is just no way I’d ever assault my readers with subtle product placement. And I mean that from the bottom of my Nike™ Mercurial Vapor Superfly III FG Men’s Soccer Cleats #4 to the top of my Miss Clairol Nice ‘n Easy Root Touch-Up© highlights! You will never, ever see unwanted advertising here, my friends. I swear that on the stack of well-priced, top quality bibles I just conveniently and easily purchased at ChristianBooks.com. (“Good God, Will You Look at These Low Prices?”)

Believe me, I know the reason all three of my readers keep coming back week after week is because I’m honest with them. I never pretend that I’m a global superstar like Def Jam recording artist Rihanna whose new album is available for immediate download on iTunes© starting Thursday.  Nor do I ever act like I’m too big for my Banana Republic Spring Collection® britches. I’m simply myself in a very SimpleGreen All-Purpose Cleaner© kind of way. Yes, I’m both safe and effective on multi-surfaces and leave no lasting residue. And that’s the reason I can hold my head up high.

So to those of you who tell me I need to sell out or that I should build my brand, I say stuff it like a stuffed crust pizza from Pizza Hut™, you jackasses. Because I know who I am, I know where I’m going and I know just how I’m going to get there.

Thanks to Expedia.com, of course.

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Comments

  1. Andi says:
    April 24, 2011 at 7:13 pm

    Love it!

  2. Tawanda Bee says:
    April 24, 2011 at 7:48 pm

    The laughing is making it hard for me to finish eating all these chocolate eggs!

  3. Amy says:
    April 26, 2011 at 8:17 am

    Hooray! An anthem for bloggers everywhere.

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  5. Holly says:
    April 27, 2011 at 9:14 am

    Ugh, I’m totally rolling my L’Oreal-enhanced eyelids while I take a sip from my Starbucks!

  6. SansPhilosopher. says:
    April 30, 2011 at 8:19 pm

    We all have our price. Sometimes it’s a Restaurant, sometimes it’s a Singer.
    ‘O Sole Mio.

    But then, I am a cynic and curmudgeon.

  7. Kristin says:
    May 5, 2011 at 5:53 am

    Too funny.

    I’ve given up on purity since Heroes (may it rest in peace) did the not-so-subtle placement of the Nissan Rogue. “Dad!? Really? I can have the ROGUE? Thank you, Dad! I love you!”

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  9. tinagleisner says:
    July 16, 2011 at 6:13 am

    Can’t recall ever laughing so hard over something online. Love how you started out sane … and then your story was your writing.

    I also learned from you, that you can make analogies between people & things which I’ve not learned how to do …

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  11. Amy says:
    November 29, 2012 at 12:11 pm

    I can’t wait to make enough money from advertising to buy myself half a coffee. You’re so lucky!

    I love pretty much everything you write, but this is a particular favorite.

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