Benny’s Bed Bugz
Pillow Tops 4 Muffin Tops
CSI: Mattressland
Mattresses By Mussolini
Cheap Used Queens
Apnea City
Sleeps With The Fishes
The Mattress Mambo
Burning Beds and Beyond
Sleepers Creepers
Dorm Room Direct
The Night Stalker
Rejected Names for Mattress Stores
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I’m not sure that I’ll be able to stop laughing about Burning Beds and Beyond! Also, my entire body itches now.
CSI: Mattressland..hehehehe. Oh I’m never sleeping again. But this was dam funny.
My mother? Would buy mattresses at garage sales when I was a kid. Some were better than others…I will be grossed out for awhile.
Pillow Tops 4 Muffin Tops? How do you think of this stuff. Hilarious.
How about “Sleeping Cooties”????
You are one crazy bee-yatch. I love you.
Cheap Used Queens made my night.
As usual.
I’m actually in the market for a mattress … and now I’m all wiggy. Hilarious.
Was going to go to bed, but now think I may just stay here!
very clever – you’re hilarious!
I like Pillow Tops 4 Muffin Tops.
Are you going into mattress retail now?
You made my muffin tops jiggle with the belly laugh over those. Great way to start the day! Thanks!
Does “Cheap Used Queens” come with a Cher wig and 9 inch platforms?
Sounds like you slept on some GREAT mattresses in NYC! Also, I swear I’ve seen stores by those names when I lived in Queens.
I’d actually shop some of those stores, if they existed. Not sure what that says about me.
Marinka tells me the red bites on my legs are “NYC Luv Bites.”
Freddie Krueger-ville?
But really, Cheap Used Queens is about the funniest thing I have ever seen.
Oh good, Lay Down Sally hasn’t been taken.
Night Rider:
Take the Hasselhoff out of mattress shopping!
(GROANER FOUL)
Ah, The Night Stalker. Who could forget?
How about Sleepin’ Smackdown?
MWF seeks pillow top 4 muffin top for occasional nights of slumber and select nights of frolic. Bed bugs need not apply.
L&O: LA’s Padded Cell
I’d think about buying something from Cheap Used Queens, but probably a definite sale for Cheap Used Twins. As long as they’re both deeply padded with testosterone.
A morning radio show here in San Diego (DSC) gets sponsorship from a mattress store, and they regularly tell listeners to trade in their old “triscuit top” and “splattertastic” beds for new ones. Ewwwwww! Enough to make you never want to sleep on a hotel bed again!
I’ve possibly seen half of these in Queens in the cheap mattress district. Along with Alladin’s Magic Matttres.
For the amount we paid for our new mattress and box spring set, I had to check the receipt twice to make sure it didn’t say “Slumberdog Millionaire Store”, “Sleep Ain’t Cheap Chateaux”, or “Benny’s Not-so-Bargain & Gently Pre-Owned Luxury Mattress Emporium”
“Cheap Used Queens”
LOL!
With names like that I’d at least go into the store…maybe not to buy.
I’m a little frightened by your mind. Awesome.
I’m pretty sure I slept on Sleepers Creepers all through undergrad. His name was Michael.
How about:
Death Beds
Our beds are so good that you’ll never wake up
I think Cheap Used Queens was my favorite.
Cheap Used Queens. Hmmmm…in LA that could mean so many things!!! Love these.