Chapter 1: Off to the Pet Store!
Chapter 2: A Boy and His Fish!
Chapter 3: Mommy, Why Is Mr. Tsunami Sleeping on the Bottom of the Tank?
Chapter 4: The Aquarium of Lost Innocence
Chapter 5: Off to the Pet Store, Part 2!
Chapter 6: A Boy and His New, Improved Fish!
Chapter 7: Mommy, Why is Mr. Tsunami Jr.’s Butt Sticking Out of the Filter?
Chapter 8: An Unexpected Flush
Chapter 9: Off to the Pet Store, Part 3!
Chapter 10: He’s Dead Already? For the Love of God, We’re Still in the Parking Lot
Chapter 11: A Boy and His “This One’s On the House If You Don’t Report Us to the Better Business Bureau” Fish!
Chapter 12: Mommy, Why Is Mr. Tsunami Junior Jr.’s Body Shaking Like That?
Chapter 13: A Shallow Grave
Chapter 14: Pet Store
Chapter 15: Fish
Chapter 16: Death
Chapter 17: Oh, Sure, Why Not? Let’s Take Yet ANOTHER Trip to the Motherf*$@ing Pet Store! It Always Turns Out So Well, Doesn’t It? It’s Not Like We Have the Fucking Fish Killing Fields Underneath Our Deck or Anything. I Mean, Shouldn’t I Be Up in the Attic Painting Pictures of Clowns Since My Body Count’s Now Bigger Than John Wayne Gacy’s? Shouldn’t My Face Be On Novelty T-Shirts Since I’m the Dahmer of $1.99 Fish? But No, Let’s Go Ahead and Get Another Scaly Little Bastard! Won’t That Be Fun?
Chapter 18: I Told You So
Chapter 19: RIP, Mr. Tsunami Junior Jr. the Third. You Be Swimming With Jesus Now.
Chapter 19: Off to the Toy Store!
Chapter 20: A Boy and His $150 Set of Legos!
Chapter 21: Mommy, Why Are You Crying in Your Closet and Eating Fish Food?
Chapter 22: An Unexpected Flush