As of today, my boys have only 5 1/2 days of school left before summer vacation. And, as usual, they’ve decided to go out with a bang. Last year, right before his preschool career ended, Jack insisted on taking the backpack he got at a minor league baseball game to his classroom. I wasn’t sure what was inside it, exactly,… Read More >>
Last week I started going to another 5:30 a.m. Boot Camp. I’m putting myself through this torture because somehow I seem to have gained 10 pounds over the winter and now none of my summer clothes want to cooperate with my big ass. (My GAP Bermudas can be such insensitive jerks.) Now, I think I gained the weight because of… Read More >>
Let’s find out with this Fun Summer Quiz! 1. The thought of my children being on summer vacation for 3 months fills me with: a) Happiness b) Dread c) A fairly severe intestinal blockage due to the six pounds of organic cheese curls I inhaled in a nervous panic at the kindergarten’s Last Day of School party. 2. To keep… Read More >>
Question: What’s the worst part about leaving this? Is it the three suitcases full of smelly, sandy beach clothes that need to be washed before something lays eggs in them? Is it the discovery that the 15 bottles of coconut shampoo you pilfered from the hotel somehow exploded in transit and now all of your bras smell like day old… Read More >>
I knew we were in for an interesting cruise after my 70-year-old father was drunkenly propositioned in the men’s room the first night of our trip. “Well, I guess that’s why it’s called a ‘Funship’,” he said to us the next morning as we all relaxed in the bright pink lobby. “I just don’t think I want to have that… Read More >>
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