54% of US Weekly readers would rather live with Kate Gosselin than Jon Gosselin! (Me, too! Hoes over bros any day! LOL!)

Kim Kardashian is really into the color army green right now! (Who isn’t? The military look ROCKS! Especially in Afghanistan!)

Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus may be close in age, but the similarities end there! (Boy, do they!)

Hilary Duff “loooooves to shop online”! (So do I, Hilary! It’s the best! You can do it in your pjs!)

Kellie Pickler has Scottish roots! (OMG! I thought so!)

Kendra Baskett fills her cart at Target with Lean Cuisines! (That’s amazing! Also, who is Kendra Baskett and why won’t she go away?!)

Jennifer Hudson has a round face! (And Reese Witherspoon’s is heart-shaped! Too cute!)

Heidi Pratt has size-F breasts and is “very weird about hugging people”! (For the love of God, this makes me want to take a scalding hot shower and pour industrial strength bleach in my eyes!)

Zoe Saldana’s style secrets? Drink lots of water and don’t get too stressed! (Zoe, how did you get so SMART?!)

Veteran mommy Tori Spelling says that Goldfish crackers are “a great, easy snack!” (Thanks for the help, Tori! Us non-Hollywood moms never thought of that!)

LeAnn Rimes has been sending tacky tweets about her new lover that upset her old lover who then sent her a tweet in response and then she deleted her Twitter account! (But that might just be a rumor someone tweeted!)

Sarah Michelle Prinze turned 33 on April 14th! (Hope it was a good one, Sarah Michelle!)

Bill and Giuliana Rancic’s secret to their 2 1/2 year marriage? They’re best friends! (Awww! Two and a half years?! They know it ALL!)

Justin Timberlake has quite the horndog history and recently let “an unspecified blonde” dance suggestively between his legs! (But it wasn’t me! I swear! ROTFLMAO!)

Exercising on top of eating well has made Pamela Anderson feel unstoppable! (You go, girl! You fight that age clock!)

Selma Blair adds flair to her look with Gap patch pants! (Totally cute! Glad to know you’re still alive and shopping, Selma!)

Bridget Marquardt has a cute checkered romper that she wears with a belt and wedges! (Adorable! I feel so much better knowing what outfits Bridget wears! She’s America’s style icon after Nicole Richie and about 5 million other people who wear clothes!)

James Van Der Beek announced on Twitter that he’s expecting his first child! (In your FACE, Pacey!)

Kristen Stewart had a b-day tryst with beau Robert Pattinson in Budapest, but luckily she’s not “particularly clingy”! (Yes, that IS lucky! Keep on keepin’ on, RPatz! Teenage vampires rule! Team Edgar!)

What do The Situation and his Jersey boys Ronnie, Vinny and Pauly D like to do? “Have fun!” they say! (Me, too, The Situation! Forgetabout it! LOL!)