Our Hearts Are Full Of It
February 14th, 2010
Thank you so much to the people who contributed Rejected Hearts per my request on my own rejected hearts post last week! I hope I included all of them. You are all a bunch of very disturbed individuals, and I’m happy (and, quite frankly, a little bit frightened) to know you. (Thanks also to my friend Peejaye for his rather colorful hearts that I didn’t have the nerve to post.)
Hearts by: Devon, Becky, Kristina, Crisanna, Ann, Caitlyn, Dr. Michelle, Sarah, Crys, Janet, Cassie, Emily, Zalaine, Lisa, DG, Kelcey, Melanie, Laurie, Tiffany, Jenny, Maria, Angelica, Sandra, Maxly and Laura.
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33 Comments
Add your own1. Marinka | February 14th, 2010 at 11:55 am
You people are not right. Love the TMJ one!
2. corrin | February 14th, 2010 at 12:00 pm
Can’t stop laughing at Duggar Love.
3. Rachel | February 14th, 2010 at 12:43 pm
Hilarious! And I swear I was just considering posting “Will give head for detailing my van.”
4. Beth | February 14th, 2010 at 1:06 pm
Some of these are painfully true. Hacky sack boobs hits real close to home. =)
5. Andrea | February 14th, 2010 at 1:32 pm
Bwahahaha! Duggar Love! That is the best one….though text my ta-tas was great too. Thanks for the laughs, as usual!
6. MarathonMom | February 14th, 2010 at 2:37 pm
those are great!!!
7. ann | February 14th, 2010 at 2:39 pm
Definitely “Butter My Back fat”
Awesome.
8. the mama bird diaries | February 14th, 2010 at 3:27 pm
I really wish I had come up with “Butter My Back Fat.” Brilliant.
And “I tea-bagged Sarah Palin” is pretty hilarious too.
9. karenfrommentor | February 14th, 2010 at 4:25 pm
I laughed out loud at two, but I’m only going to admit to the bifocal beer goggles making me snort, mainly because I’ve told lots of people about you now, so you’re not just my guilty pleasure anymore. [A girl has to maintain some dirty little secrets]
Hey, you’re not just my guilty pleasure is kinda good for a rejected heart…depending on the inflection it’s a compliment or well….not….
hee hee hee….
Happy VD day Wendi!!
10. Melanie | February 14th, 2010 at 6:30 pm
hahahaha… “Butter my Back Fat” = awesomeness. Wendi has made VD quite a bit brighter
11. erikagwen | February 14th, 2010 at 7:00 pm
I would buy everyone of these!
12. Kate | February 14th, 2010 at 10:33 pm
I do not even know which one I like best.
Thanks for a huge laugh after a romantic day of cleaning toilets.
13. Sophie | February 14th, 2010 at 11:14 pm
k thx bye
It’s the powerful description of society today!
14. Z | February 15th, 2010 at 12:03 am
I’m down with brown liquor, but Where R My Pants is my motto. Confused. :/
Bear me a child and I’ll embrace your hackysack boobs and TMJ.
You girls over think too much too often too much.
Guys aren’t that hard. I mean difficult.
15. Crys | February 15th, 2010 at 6:09 am
I LOVE Butter My Back Fat!!! That’s just AWESOME!!! Thanks for sharing these, Wendi!
16. Laura | February 15th, 2010 at 6:42 am
Your readers are awesome! I think my favorites were Hacky Sack Boobs and butter my back fat. Unbelievable!
17. Princess Mikkimoto | February 15th, 2010 at 7:17 am
K-Y Not wins!!
and yes, your readers are SICKOS! And fantastic.
18. Cassie | February 15th, 2010 at 7:52 am
Those are awesome!
19. Shelly | February 15th, 2010 at 9:31 am
Y’all are some sick mo-fos. My kinda crowd.
20. Candy | February 15th, 2010 at 11:32 am
and there were some you didn’t post?!?
love them all
21. LadyWeasel | February 15th, 2010 at 12:35 pm
LOL!! Those just ain’t right
22. sarah Pekkanen | February 15th, 2010 at 2:36 pm
I’ve been pulling these off your website and sending them to friends all day.
23. mommy on the spot | February 15th, 2010 at 4:17 pm
Duggar love and I’m late are my favorites!!
24. Maria Butts | February 15th, 2010 at 6:16 pm
You all should start your own candy heart company!
25. MademoiselleNon | February 15th, 2010 at 10:14 pm
This is GOLD and I love it!
Will buy all of those candy hearts. Make ‘em and declare yourself Queen of (snarky and somewhat disturbing) Hearts.
26. Emily | February 15th, 2010 at 11:07 pm
So… where can I get a bag of these??
27. Cait | February 16th, 2010 at 8:31 am
I think some serious therapy is in order… On the other hand, making a shrink crack once and for all could be a new life project
28. Pauline | February 16th, 2010 at 11:45 am
LOL! I like the ‘wax my winter leg hair’ and ‘craaazy cat lady’ ones!
Too funny.
Question-Do you think someecards.com will be making candy hearts soon?
29. peajaye | February 16th, 2010 at 2:30 pm
What? “long blue tail 4U” was an AVATAR reference, “Lint Licker” was something I stole from a tv ad, and “twitter twat” is a new brand of potato snack, (so i’m told). get your mind outta the gutter, wendi.
30. emily bilbrey | February 16th, 2010 at 3:19 pm
hilarious! love this blog – stumbled upon it one way or another last week… it’s great! i’ll be reading!
cheers!
31. Lisa D | February 16th, 2010 at 9:52 pm
FABULOUS! I think Duggar Love is my fave, but there were so many REALLY good ones!
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33. Laurie | February 18th, 2010 at 10:40 pm
Loved the Palin one. I cannot hear about the Tea Party without automatically thinking “Tea Baggers.” And not for any political reason. I’m just have the sense of humor of a 12-year-old boy.
Can we get these together for next year? ‘Cos I would buy several batches.
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