MY FUNNY BENADRYL
(to the tune of “My Funny Valentine”)

My funny Benadryl
Hot pink, little Benadryl
You make my sneezes disappear

You’re an antihistamine
Dip..hen..hydra…mine?
And yet I use you with no fear

Is your dye #27 a little red?
Is my immunity a little dead?
When I pop you in my mouth
Do you druuuuuggggg me?

But don’t call me a ju-uhn-kie
Not when you enable me
Stay, little Kirkland Signature generic version of Benadryl that’s, like so totally cheaper but has the same active ingredient, stay!

Each day is Benadryl Day.

(This is from a couple of years ago in honor of Austin allergy season.)

(And it’s way better than my other original song, “My Funny Federline.”)