Comments on: The Birthday Time

By: vodkamom

vodkamom — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 23:26:33 +0000

psssssst. Send over Darth Vader. I’ll dust off my slave girl outfit my best friend Carrie gave me…….

By: Surfie

Surfie — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 01:12:36 +0000

I’m totally on board with the Invisible theme. They can play “The Quiet Game” with their eyes closed and pretend even THEY are invisible.

By: Jen

Jen — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 21:01:24 +0000

Yup. That is a marketable idea. I think you should see if you can pull that one off. My birthday isn’t until August. Keep me updated on the availability of Daniel.

By: Aunt Becky

Aunt Becky — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 19:18:12 +0000

Please tell me you stocked Vicodin.

By: DG ati Diaryofamadbathroom

DG ati Diaryofamadbathroom — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 18:37:16 +0000

Though it does not look to me like you do the award thing, I did give ya one at my place. No obligation. No requirements. Money back if not completely satisfied.

By: Nap Warden

Nap Warden — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 03:41:44 +0000

OMG…I like that last idea. Can I steal it? I hear Daniel Craig does parties;)

By: Stillie

Stillie — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 00:44:17 +0000

Luckily I have plenty of planning time ahead of me, as my bd is in February. I’m thinking I want a male harem, an Arabian tent type thing on the edge of a lake, and a security guard to keep everyone at least 500 feet back unless they have an invite, a bottle of liquor, a camera, or a gift.

And fried food. I’m such a pig.

By: Lisa Rae @ smacksy

Lisa Rae @ smacksy — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 19:00:45 +0000

I understand that “mowing your lawn” is a euphemism.

I am RSVP-ing to that party now. I will bring a covered dish. (Not a euphemism, I make a great mac and cheese.)

By: Carolyn Online

Carolyn Online — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 16:06:57 +0000

I know it’s rude to invite myself but if you’re going to have a half naked Daniel Craig AND Xanax goodie bags can I come?

By: Jan

Jan — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 15:33:20 +0000

My most desired birthday theme would be the Invisible Family theme:

For an entire day, I could pretend they didn’t exist. They would go somewhere else, like maybe across the state to visit relations and I could be ALONE. All day. I could sleep in as late as I liked without being poked by a 10-year-old boy on a Saturday morning at 8 AM and asked if he could go on the computer. I could eat out by myself or bring home take out that didn’t involve waiting in a drive thru line and making sure that the right toy gets in the right bag. I could eat all the food that my family thinks is disgusting (anything that has wine in it or mushrooms…or artichokes…) I could have the television remote all to myself and watch all the movies *I* like and haven’t seen in years because instead I’ve watched Cars so much that not only do I talk to my car, which I did for years, but now I’m half expecting it to answer back. I wouldn’t have to look at my clock once and think, “In 30 minutes I have to be in the car line at school.” I could take a nap and not worry about what they were doing on the computer. I could sing along to my favorite radio stations and not hear my teenager daughters say, “Mom! Could we listen to 96.3, ’cause, like, your music is SO lame!” While I love my family (keep repeating that to myself) one day alone would set me up for the whole year…sigh…to dream the impossible dream….

By: Lisa @ Boondock Ramblings

Lisa @ Boondock Ramblings — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 12:55:47 +0000

Many of us have a thing with Daniel Craig, don’t we? Hmmmm…I know I do. Oh my Daniel….you poor stalked man. Oooh…that could be the theme of your next party. Complete with a Daniel Craig cake and poster. Oh yeah….what? Where was I?

I need some alone time….

By: Invader_Stu

Invader_Stu — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 10:32:46 +0000

My suggestion for the Star Wars theme would have been to have a very lengthy discussion on how the Star Wars prequels have no merit, should not be considered part of the story and how un-funny Jar-Jar Binks is. I mean… you have to make sure your kids grow up with the right information.

… oh no, I just made myself sound like one of the light saber waving people that should not be let near kids.

By: the mama bird diaries

the mama bird diaries — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 03:49:28 +0000

I will come to your botox party. Just name the time and place.

By: MommyAmy

MommyAmy — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 03:30:01 +0000

My B-day is coming up too, can I steal your botox theme? Or how about a hair dying party! That sounds fun too.

By: Kate

Kate — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 00:29:19 +0000

I’m not picky – I don’t have to have Daniel Craig. I’ll take either Pierce Brosnan or Sean Connery. But Sean has to promise to keep his shirt on AND say things with lots of rolled R’s. Verra nice.

By: Red

Red — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 21:16:29 +0000

If by ‘party store’ you mean a guy who knows a guy who has this sister who knows this dude that can score some really ‘fun stuff’, then yeah you could get “Daniel Craig” to “mow your lawn shirtless”. Go for it

By: ann

ann — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 18:42:48 +0000

I could not for the life of me figure out what squads of malds was.

Maybe my birthday theme should be “reading glasses!”

My favorite part of this post, was visa-spewing Robin.

By: Ashley, the Accidental Olympian

Ashley, the Accidental Olympian — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 18:33:24 +0000

All available at the party store, and I think I saw that Daniel Craig is on sale this week. Hurry! They probably don’t have many left!

By: Sophie

Sophie — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 17:31:18 +0000

Why would you waste a shirtless Daniel Craig on mowing the lawn? I don’t get it.

By: Jen

Jen — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 16:39:24 +0000

I like the idea of a half naked Daniel Craig. I will have to put that on my party wish list. It seems as though at some point the birthday parties should stop. Maybe that only happens when kids start wanting cash more than presents. Good luck and if you manage to get 007 at your party, please let me know.