Rejected Names for Mommy Blogs
July 19th, 2009
Leaky Boobs Mommy
The MotherEffen MotherEffer
Mommy Wants Meth
Mama’s Waiting 4 The DNA Test
Cialis, Chardonnay & C-Section Scars!
One Skankyass Mutha
The Drunk and Pregnant Fashionista
Mom 2 My Furry Kids
Detox Ain’t For Pussies Mom
Gymboree Slut
Escort Service Momz
Mommy Hates Daddy
Miss Mommy, If You Nasty
Rhythm Method Sux Mom
Raisin’ My Lil Dumbasses
Titty Bars and Toddlers, Oh My!
The Kate Gosselin Wannabe Bunch
Krazy Kompound Kidz!
Motherhood: On Parole
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The above piece of genius was co-written with the fabulous Marinka. I came up with the two funny ones; she came up with the ones that may personally offend you and your family.
If you’re going to BlogHer this week, please come by the panel I’ll be on with Jessica, Kelcey, Anna, Deb and Jenny, The Bloggess called “Dying Is Easy, Comedy Is Hard.” We’ll be talking about how to write humor and then we might make some balloon animals. Hope to see you there!
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25 Comments
Add your own1. Mary Sahs, ND | July 19th, 2009 at 12:19 pm
Thanks, I really needed a giggle or two today. Very healing.
2. Jen | July 19th, 2009 at 1:55 pm
Loved the list. If more of those blogs had names like those perhaps they would be entertaining.
3. hokgardner | July 19th, 2009 at 2:16 pm
I’m at my mom’s house, and as we’re reading this laughing, she’s telling everyone in the room, “I’ve met her! I really have! She’s so funny!”
You have a big fan in Atlanta.
4. Amy @ Bitchin' Wives Club | July 19th, 2009 at 2:27 pm
See you there!
My favorite is Titty Bars and Toddlers and
Miss Mommy: If you Nasty
Hilarious!
5. Kelly | July 19th, 2009 at 3:27 pm
Awesome list! Have a great time at Blogher. I wish I could be there!
6. DG at Diaryofamadbathroom | July 19th, 2009 at 6:59 pm
Great list! With some of the wack-ass blog names out there, some of these actually sound familiar. We can’t all have classy blog names that evoke images of angry scribbling in a notebook while sitting on a toilet.
7. the mama bird diaries | July 19th, 2009 at 8:17 pm
Fabulously awesome.
8. Kirsten | July 19th, 2009 at 9:11 pm
That list is hilarious. I love Motherhood On Parole.
9. Jenny, bloggesss | July 19th, 2009 at 9:36 pm
I’d read most of those.
10. Sophie | July 20th, 2009 at 4:29 am
my fav is “The Drunk and Pregnant Fashionista”. Especially when you have to wear puke-matching colored shirts.
11. Elisa | July 20th, 2009 at 4:55 am
LOL – great picks. Not for mommy blogs, but maybe for… others out there
(underline the “out there”)
The panel sounds awesome! I’ll add it to my BlogHer list!
12. Kathy | July 20th, 2009 at 5:29 am
Great list! I can only imagine the laughs you all will have and get being in the same room! Have Fun!
13. madmad | July 20th, 2009 at 5:32 am
Raisin’ my little dumbasses was my favorite! I’m going to be giggling at that one all week. Have a great time at BlogHer!
14. ann | July 20th, 2009 at 5:36 am
Great idea. Can’t wait to see you guys in three days!
15. Akilah Sakai | July 20th, 2009 at 8:50 am
“Miss Mommy, If You Nasty”
Great list! I love this one so I think I may change my blog title. Are they for sale?
16. Cooper Green | July 20th, 2009 at 9:22 am
Great, inspired topic!
Milf Chocolate
Brangelina’s Kid-Shoppin’ Guide
17. peajaye | July 20th, 2009 at 10:35 am
how ’bout:
Absent Mommy Online
Kashin’-in on the Kiddies!
18. Mrs. Schmitty | July 21st, 2009 at 7:52 am
I apparently live under a rock. I received an email the other day that was a forward of a letter send to the people that make Always with Wings. I posted it on my blog because it was one of the funniest things I have ever read. I found out that you wrote that and have your own blog. I am now a subscriber for life. You are one hilarious blogger!!!
19. p.huong | July 21st, 2009 at 1:08 pm
Your comment on who wrote which blog names had me laughing harder than the actual list.
20. IrreverentMommy | July 21st, 2009 at 4:15 pm
Miss Mommy if you’re nasty.
Awesome.
21. JD at I Do Things | July 22nd, 2009 at 4:40 am
I’m looking forward to meeting you at your panel and in the “green room” before the Keynotes.
Also . . . I thought there was a blog called Mommy Wants Meth.
22. Red | July 22nd, 2009 at 10:01 am
Awesome. How about “Mommy Misses Her Crown” (for prom queens and /or alcoholic prom queens “crown”–probably a redundancy)
23. Aunty Pol | July 22nd, 2009 at 12:11 pm
OMG…thank you , after an awful , truely awful day at work ( one word clue- attorneys) ..that made me damn near snort the coffee on the keyboard…score !
24. phd in yogurtry | July 23rd, 2009 at 8:13 pm
The MotherEffen MotherEffer
Effen hilarious! Every one of the mother effers.
25. Jessica | July 26th, 2009 at 2:34 pm
I’m just hoping Moms on Meth isn’t taken….
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