Comments on: Are you there Wanda? It’s me, Wendi.

By: Bonnie Childress

Bonnie Childress — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 02:28:24 +0000

You will be awesome and I am sad I will miss it! I don’t think you could do a bad job because you rock!

By: DG at Diaryofamadbathroom

DG at Diaryofamadbathroom — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 01:13:03 +0000

I must admit, I am a little jealous of everyone that is going to blogher. Not so much because they are going, but because they are getting reams of material out of the angst that it is causing them. No doubt about it, if I had to do what you have to do, I would crap myself seven times and would end up waddling on stage wearing an overflowing adult diaper. HOWEVER . . .
If the blog post that you are reading is even one tenth as funny as what I just read above, James Brown could mumble it between dance moves and it would KILL. And if at any point you feel yourself losing the audience, make like Ashley Simpson caught in a lipsynch debacle and do a little hoe-down.
That’s what I do in all crisis moments in my life. I ask myself W.W.A.S.D.

By: JAnderson

JAnderson — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 18:06:17 +0000

I’ll be there for you like LaToya Jackson was there for Paris. When you start crying I’ll just tilt the microphone closer to you and say, “speak up, honey”.

By: Holly - The Work at Home Woman

Holly - The Work at Home Woman — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 20:20:05 +0000

Congrats on the speaking engagement at BlogHer! I would be scared to speak in front of all those women too! Even at my own wedding I was so freaked out to be speaking in front of everyone that I swayed back in forth the entire ceremony. Boy, did I look silly when I watched the video!

By: Erin

Erin — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 13:58:28 +0000

You’re going to do great! Your writing stands on its own hilarity, seriously, you could get up on stage in one of those camo nets that make you look like a pile of leaves and read from there and people would still laugh! Have fun!

By: Jen

Jen — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 11:54:59 +0000

Just found your blog and it’s great. My voice is similar in nature and I would be doing more than peeing in my pants if I had to get up in front of a bunch of people and read one of my posts. Good luck and I will be back!

By: Stuart

Stuart — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 09:58:54 +0000

I’m so happy to hear I’m not the only one who has someone else’s voice in their head as they write. It makes me feel a little more sane….

However, I do use a few different voices at different times so maybe I have the split personality version of bloggers internal voice.

Mine are usually: Simone Pegg, Ricky Gervais, Dave Gorman or any other comedian I happen to have seen with in the last 48 hours.

By: Sans Pantaloons

Sans Pantaloons — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 04:36:50 +0000

A small token of worship.

By: Sans Pantaloons

Sans Pantaloons — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 23:54:47 +0000

I so love you.

They will too.

By: Akilah Sakai

Akilah Sakai — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 23:37:57 +0000

Bah! You’ll do fine, Wendi. I’m sure of it. Don’t ask me how I’m so damn sure, I just am.

By: Ella

Ella — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 23:14:05 +0000

You are funny. On paper or in person. It will be a success–no worries!

By: StephanieG

StephanieG — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 21:37:20 +0000

I SO wish I could join Blogher this year! If nothing else, just to see you make it through this!! Best wishes, and have a total blast!

By: Steph

Steph — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 21:22:03 +0000

Just be sure to pause for laughter at all the funniest parts. And if nobody laughs, just keep waiting. That ALWAYS works.

By: Heather, Queen of Shake Shake

Heather, Queen of Shake Shake — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 14:15:16 +0000

BlogHer and a Wanda show?

My head just exploded.

By: Cathy

Cathy — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 12:39:15 +0000

Good luck?! Anything involving a stolen bellhop’s uniform and an unmarked white van has “great blogging potential” written all over it. Keep us posted.

By: ann

ann — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 02:21:32 +0000

Maybe Rosie Perez is available.

By: jessica

jessica — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 01:10:58 +0000

I have a plan B for you. I’ll tell you later

By: GH

GH — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 22:20:12 +0000

Oh Jesus! You crack me up! I want to see footage of whatever goes down! And also, what post are you reading? GH http://confessions-of-a-waitress.blogspot.com/

By: Lisa Rae @ smacksy

Lisa Rae @ smacksy — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 20:01:31 +0000

Deadpan delivery is a skill.
(Just ask Ben Stein.)
You will rock the house.

By: wendy roberts

wendy roberts — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 15:00:13 +0000

Can’t wait to hear how this turns out LOL