Wet socks

Black mold

Clogged sewers

Hair that makes you look like a rejected skank from Bret Michaels: Rock of Love Bus

Broken umbrellas

Clinical depression

Stagnant pools of water that will soon reopen as breeding grounds for horny mosquitoes

Pollen

Flash floods

Rainbows

OK, obviously, I’m a little tired today, so sorry about this one. I guess this is what happens when I stay up late watching My Big Redneck Wedding on CMT. What was I thinking? I need a a shower and some medication.

On another note, if you haven’t already, please vote to put me, Kelcey, Christy, Jessica and Anna on the agenda for BlogHer 2009 for our panel DYING IS EASY, COMEDY IS HARD. You just have to register with the BlogHer site, then click on the link at the top of the page that reads “I would attend this session.” (Even if you’re not certain you’re going, this is just to put us on the schedule.) Polls close May 1, so thanks for any help you can give us.

And, not to spoil the surprise we’re planning for the panel, but know that Kelcey and I have been working on our “Cocktail” routine, in which we throw vodka bottles at each other’s heads to the tune of “Hippie, Hippie Shake.” Trust me, you won’t want to miss it. (We’re thisclose to being able to do it without helmets!)

Wendi Aarons