Bad Children’s Birthday Party Games
March 30th, 2009
Musical Potty Chairs
Duck, Duck Grey Goose On The Rocks
Simon Says Stop Jumping On My Furniture Or You’re Not Getting Any Cake, You Five-Year-Old Future Felon
Pin the Baby On the Octomom
Hide and If You’re Good, We’ll Seek You When Your Mom Comes To Pick You Up In An Hour
Follow The Leader of the Doomsday Cult
Blind Man’s Bluff In The Buff
Mother, May I Refresh Your Cocktail?
Hot Potato, Cold Brewski
Red Light, Green Light, DUI Checkpoint
The funniest ones on here are from my friend Cheryl, who’s an amazing artist. Check out her awesome Beezles.
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20 Comments
Add your own1. noreply@blogger.com (Marinka) | March 30th, 2009 at 2:50 pm
I love these games! And the great news is that they’re not just for children. hic!
2. noreply@blogger.com (*Akilah Sakai*) | March 30th, 2009 at 2:54 pm
*giggle*
If I use any of these, will you bail me out?
3. noreply@blogger.com (kim) | March 30th, 2009 at 3:30 pm
Okay, not only did I L-O-L several times, but I had to read this others! Very, very funny!
4. noreply@blogger.com (hokgardner) | March 30th, 2009 at 5:17 pm
I love Hide and if you’re good. I think I played that a few times when I was babysitting little future-felons. I’d always be it, and it was amazing how bad I was at finding kids. But I never had any problem finding the ice cream.
5. noreply@blogger.com (MadMad) | March 30th, 2009 at 7:19 pm
Oh, I LOVE these games! They should hire you at Parents.com. But hm… What kind of cake would you serve at this kind of party…?
6. noreply@blogger.com (bernthis) | March 30th, 2009 at 8:31 pm
may my “friend” Geoff never read this blog or you’re in for it. of course, I think the games sound just perfect for annoying children of all ages
7. noreply@blogger.com (Belle) | March 31st, 2009 at 5:42 am
Yeah – but the one in the ‘buff’ is a little disturbing…
8. noreply@blogger.com (Judy Merrill Larsen) | March 31st, 2009 at 6:00 am
Two thoughts:
~Hopefully the “cake” would be beefcake in the form of cabana boys.
~Damn, where were you when I was planning parties for my tow boys all those years ago?
9. noreply@blogger.com (*Akilah Sakai*) | March 31st, 2009 at 6:25 am
BernThis,
LMAO! Cearly, he hid as a kid and was never found. Bitterness found him instead.
10. noreply@blogger.com (Cheryl Prater) | March 31st, 2009 at 6:38 am
Dang, I’m funny.
11. noreply@blogger.com (CSY) | March 31st, 2009 at 9:31 am
WOW!!! I can’t WAIT for the next party!
12. noreply@blogger.com (DeeDee from SA) | March 31st, 2009 at 11:40 am
I’m using ALL these ideas in our next birthday party. My personal favorite: Mother, May I Refresh Your Cocktail. The winner is smart enough NOT to even ASK!
13. noreply@blogger.com (Kate Coveny Hood) | March 31st, 2009 at 12:46 pm
LOVE the octomom one. Is it me or does anyone else kind of picture Ursela the sea witch (the octopus thing).
14. noreply@blogger.com (Cat) | March 31st, 2009 at 12:51 pm
i love this list, will have to bookmark this page for my “someday” kids’ birthday parties. i’m gonna play duck, duck, gray goose on the rocks when i get home tonight!
15. noreply@blogger.com (Annje) | March 31st, 2009 at 1:18 pm
Yes, you may! (refresh my cocktail, that is). I wish they had a few games like this at the kids parties I have to go to sometimes.
16. noreply@blogger.com (the mama bird diaries) | March 31st, 2009 at 8:59 pm
Seriously, don’t knock “duck duck grey goose” until you’ve tried it.
17. noreply@blogger.com (musing) | April 1st, 2009 at 2:39 pm
The “Mother, May I Refresh Your Cocktail?” game doesn’t sound half bad.
18. noreply@blogger.com (Orion) | April 2nd, 2009 at 10:06 pm
this reminds me of the time the boys and i played “bullfighter” with a red towel. They were really cute “bulls” with their little fingers at their ears, charging for the towel. Two days later when we were “asses” in the store we played “bullfighter” again… except that time we played in front of the kitchen counters.
19. noreply@blogger.com (Heather, Queen of Shake Shake) | April 3rd, 2009 at 10:09 am
I want to to go the Duck, Duck, Grey Goose party.
20. noreply@blogger.com (Beth) | April 4th, 2009 at 11:51 am
I think I’ve played some of these games before.
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