Musical Potty Chairs
Duck, Duck Grey Goose On The Rocks
Simon Says Stop Jumping On My Furniture Or You’re Not Getting Any Cake, You Five-Year-Old Future Felon
Pin the Baby On the Octomom
Hide and If You’re Good, We’ll Seek You When Your Mom Comes To Pick You Up In An Hour
Follow The Leader of the Doomsday Cult
Blind Man’s Bluff In The Buff
Mother, May I Refresh Your Cocktail?
Hot Potato, Cold Brewski
Red Light, Green Light, DUI Checkpoint
The funniest ones on here are from my friend Cheryl, who’s an amazing artist. Check out her awesome Beezles.
I love these games! And the great news is that they’re not just for children. hic!
*giggle*
If I use any of these, will you bail me out? 😉
Okay, not only did I L-O-L several times, but I had to read this others! Very, very funny!
I love Hide and if you’re good. I think I played that a few times when I was babysitting little future-felons. I’d always be it, and it was amazing how bad I was at finding kids. But I never had any problem finding the ice cream.
Oh, I LOVE these games! They should hire you at Parents.com. But hm… What kind of cake would you serve at this kind of party…?
may my “friend” Geoff never read this blog or you’re in for it. of course, I think the games sound just perfect for annoying children of all ages
Yeah – but the one in the ‘buff’ is a little disturbing…
Two thoughts:
~Hopefully the “cake” would be beefcake in the form of cabana boys.
~Damn, where were you when I was planning parties for my tow boys all those years ago?
BernThis,
LMAO! Cearly, he hid as a kid and was never found. Bitterness found him instead.
Dang, I’m funny.
WOW!!! I can’t WAIT for the next party!
I’m using ALL these ideas in our next birthday party. My personal favorite: Mother, May I Refresh Your Cocktail. The winner is smart enough NOT to even ASK!
LOVE the octomom one. Is it me or does anyone else kind of picture Ursela the sea witch (the octopus thing).
i love this list, will have to bookmark this page for my “someday” kids’ birthday parties. i’m gonna play duck, duck, gray goose on the rocks when i get home tonight!
Yes, you may! (refresh my cocktail, that is). I wish they had a few games like this at the kids parties I have to go to sometimes.
Seriously, don’t knock “duck duck grey goose” until you’ve tried it.
The “Mother, May I Refresh Your Cocktail?” game doesn’t sound half bad.
this reminds me of the time the boys and i played “bullfighter” with a red towel. They were really cute “bulls” with their little fingers at their ears, charging for the towel. Two days later when we were “asses” in the store we played “bullfighter” again… except that time we played in front of the kitchen counters.
I want to to go the Duck, Duck, Grey Goose party.
I think I’ve played some of these games before.