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Rejected V-Day Conversation Hearts

February 13th, 2009

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21 Comments

1. noreply@blogger.com (hokgardner) | February 13th, 2009 at 7:28 am

I really need to learn to not read your blog while drinking my morning coffee. My keyboard can’t take many more spit takes.
2. noreply@blogger.com (frannie) | February 13th, 2009 at 7:32 am

“wipe me” is deliciously disturbing.
3. noreply@blogger.com (iMommy) | February 13th, 2009 at 8:08 am

Look, conversation hearts that actually speak the truth!
4. noreply@blogger.com (K) | February 13th, 2009 at 8:22 am

Wipe me cracks me up! That one is my favorite.
5. noreply@blogger.com (CSY) | February 13th, 2009 at 8:43 am

Are these the candy hearts that are being given out by friends and family? If so, can I get one that says: “Make your OWN freaking dinner, I’m DONE bein’ your maid!”

No? Well, CRAP then. I still like ‘em! You rock!
6. noreply@blogger.com (Domestic Goddess (In Training)) | February 13th, 2009 at 10:59 am

Are these available in stores? I could use some.
7. noreply@blogger.com (Orion) | February 13th, 2009 at 12:33 pm

“fossilized antacids” never looked sooo good.
8. noreply@blogger.com (knittergran) | February 13th, 2009 at 1:26 pm

As always, I laughed out loud.
And, by the way, I am not, as hokgardner claims, odd. I don’t even know why she said that.
9. noreply@blogger.com (Kris with a K) | February 13th, 2009 at 2:51 pm

Excellent.

“Nice Knockers” needs to be followed by “Oh, sank you, Doctah!” with a German accent.

Bonus points if you are as cute as Terri Garr in her 20s.
10. noreply@blogger.com (Deb) | February 13th, 2009 at 7:44 pm

Wipe me? Hmmm…I can’t figure out under what circumstance that would be sexy. If I could, I would totally give that to my MIL.
11. noreply@blogger.com (Marinka) | February 14th, 2009 at 4:02 am

Rejected? Nonsense!
12. noreply@blogger.com (lisa) | February 14th, 2009 at 6:10 am

Trailer Trash hearts….love it!
13. noreply@blogger.com (bernthis) | February 14th, 2009 at 10:24 pm

I’ll do anything for thin mints and I don’t care who knows about it and now that means thousands of your readers
14. noreply@blogger.com (*Akilah Sakai*) | February 15th, 2009 at 10:50 am

I want the “SKANKY” ones so I can mail a bag -nope, make that a case- to a few people who make me sick.
15. noreply@blogger.com (Beth) | February 15th, 2009 at 12:41 pm

“Wipe me” is my favorite as I still get falling down silly with laughter whenever I am in the preschool room and I hear that. The response from the PK teachers is hilarious, too. “You’ve got to learn to wipe yourself. They won’t wipe for you in Kindergarten.”

Hilarious!
16. noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) | February 15th, 2009 at 3:33 pm

Here’s one for Jessica Simpson.
I am NOT FAT!!!
17. noreply@blogger.com (anymommy) | February 15th, 2009 at 9:18 pm

Wipe me. Oh god. That is fabulous.
18. noreply@blogger.com (Nanny Goats In Panties) | February 16th, 2009 at 1:33 pm

Is that an ass talking on that last one?
19. noreply@blogger.com (the mama bird diaries) | February 17th, 2009 at 8:31 pm

You are so damn clever.

Now how the hell did you do those graphics?
20. noreply@blogger.com (Cat) | February 19th, 2009 at 8:16 am

I am a pinot grigio slut. I wish someone would cater to my niche.
21. noreply@blogger.com (MadMad) | February 20th, 2009 at 5:43 am

Love the mom jeans one! What the hell are those, anyway?! And wipe me. Of course! Wipe me – that’s the best!

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