Comments on: My 2009 New Year Resolutions http://wendiaarons.com/2009/01/my-2009-new-year-resolutions.html They're not all gems. Thu, 11 Mar 2010 20:58:49 -0800 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Bizz http://wendiaarons.com/2009/01/my-2009-new-year-resolutions.html/comment-page-2#comment-6729 Bizz Sun, 08 Nov 2009 04:51:20 +0000 http://wendiaarons.com/2009/01/my-2009-new-year-resolutions.html#comment-6729 um...is there any Benadryl left? I have Bloggers Block, it could help. Trust me, even if it knocked me out it couldn't make it worse. um…is there any Benadryl left? I have Bloggers Block, it could help. Trust me, even if it knocked me out it couldn’t make it worse.

]]> By: Kate http://wendiaarons.com/2009/01/my-2009-new-year-resolutions.html/comment-page-2#comment-5566 Kate Sun, 05 Jul 2009 18:04:51 +0000 http://wendiaarons.com/2009/01/my-2009-new-year-resolutions.html#comment-5566 Fun fact: Barry didn't write "I Write the Songs." Talk about false advertising. Fun fact: Barry didn’t write “I Write the Songs.” Talk about false advertising.

]]> By: noreply@blogger.com (Gray Matter) http://wendiaarons.com/2009/01/my-2009-new-year-resolutions.html/comment-page-1#comment-3857 noreply@blogger.com (Gray Matter) Sat, 17 Jan 2009 18:57:00 +0000 http://wendiaarons.com/2009/01/my-2009-new-year-resolutions.html#comment-3857 Heh, you said pussy. Heh, you said pussy.

]]> By: noreply@blogger.com (Sh*t That Bugs Me) http://wendiaarons.com/2009/01/my-2009-new-year-resolutions.html/comment-page-1#comment-3858 noreply@blogger.com (Sh*t That Bugs Me) Sun, 11 Jan 2009 04:02:00 +0000 http://wendiaarons.com/2009/01/my-2009-new-year-resolutions.html#comment-3858 I want you to bring that purple pussy casserole to your next PTA meeting. Don't forget to put that little placecard next the dish! I want you to bring that purple pussy casserole to your next PTA meeting. Don’t forget to put that little placecard next the dish!

]]> By: noreply@blogger.com (Stefanie) http://wendiaarons.com/2009/01/my-2009-new-year-resolutions.html/comment-page-1#comment-3859 noreply@blogger.com (Stefanie) Sun, 11 Jan 2009 01:06:00 +0000 http://wendiaarons.com/2009/01/my-2009-new-year-resolutions.html#comment-3859 Okay, this is for realz. My favorite Lifetime movie is Mother May I Sleep With Danger. I devoted a whole chapter to it in my new book. The chapter's called WWTSD and it's all about breaking up with a guy by pretending that I'm the one who's crazy ("It's my mom! She's the one keeping us apart!) Oh Tori! Okay, this is for realz. My favorite Lifetime movie is Mother May I Sleep With Danger. I devoted a whole chapter to it in my new book. The chapter’s called WWTSD and it’s all about breaking up with a guy by pretending that I’m the one who’s crazy (“It’s my mom! She’s the one keeping us apart!) Oh Tori!

]]> By: noreply@blogger.com (Bonnie the Boss) http://wendiaarons.com/2009/01/my-2009-new-year-resolutions.html/comment-page-1#comment-3860 noreply@blogger.com (Bonnie the Boss) Sat, 10 Jan 2009 04:25:00 +0000 http://wendiaarons.com/2009/01/my-2009-new-year-resolutions.html#comment-3860 I loved every single one of those! If you weren't on Benadryl would you be funnier? I can't even imagine that. I loved every single one of those! If you weren’t on Benadryl would you be funnier? I can’t even imagine that.

]]> By: noreply@blogger.com (lizarosenberg) http://wendiaarons.com/2009/01/my-2009-new-year-resolutions.html/comment-page-1#comment-3861 noreply@blogger.com (lizarosenberg) Thu, 08 Jan 2009 15:43:00 +0000 http://wendiaarons.com/2009/01/my-2009-new-year-resolutions.html#comment-3861 Now I can't stop thinking about Purple Pussy Casserole and laughing. Could be a problem when I get on the train in 30 minutes... Now I can’t stop thinking about Purple Pussy Casserole and laughing. Could be a problem when I get on the train in 30 minutes…

]]> By: noreply@blogger.com (Oh, The Joys) http://wendiaarons.com/2009/01/my-2009-new-year-resolutions.html/comment-page-1#comment-3862 noreply@blogger.com (Oh, The Joys) Thu, 08 Jan 2009 03:00:00 +0000 http://wendiaarons.com/2009/01/my-2009-new-year-resolutions.html#comment-3862 I can't match socks. That is an effing deal breaker for me and this list. I can’t match socks. That is an effing deal breaker for me and this list.

]]> By: noreply@blogger.com (Queen Goob) http://wendiaarons.com/2009/01/my-2009-new-year-resolutions.html/comment-page-1#comment-3863 noreply@blogger.com (Queen Goob) Thu, 08 Jan 2009 02:15:00 +0000 http://wendiaarons.com/2009/01/my-2009-new-year-resolutions.html#comment-3863 I just had one resolution this year - to lose weight. So my loving daughter took me out this evening for a "walk", made me run, I puked in the neighbor's yard said "F*&#^$%@ THIS" came in and popped open an ice cold beer.<BR/><BR/>HAPPY NEW YEAR! I just had one resolution this year – to lose weight. So my loving daughter took me out this evening for a "walk", made me run, I puked in the neighbor's yard said "F*&#^$%@ THIS" came in and popped open an ice cold beer.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

]]> By: noreply@blogger.com (Carmi) http://wendiaarons.com/2009/01/my-2009-new-year-resolutions.html/comment-page-1#comment-3864 noreply@blogger.com (Carmi) Thu, 08 Jan 2009 01:36:00 +0000 http://wendiaarons.com/2009/01/my-2009-new-year-resolutions.html#comment-3864 Thank you for giving me the biggest sustained laugh thus far this year. I needed it.<BR/><BR/>You really should write comedy. Seriously. Thank you for giving me the biggest sustained laugh thus far this year. I needed it.

You really should write comedy. Seriously.

]]> By: noreply@blogger.com (Ducksoop) http://wendiaarons.com/2009/01/my-2009-new-year-resolutions.html/comment-page-1#comment-3865 noreply@blogger.com (Ducksoop) Wed, 07 Jan 2009 19:16:00 +0000 http://wendiaarons.com/2009/01/my-2009-new-year-resolutions.html#comment-3865 I found you on Mrs G's blog and girl, you are hilarious! Love the blog and love the resolutions. I found you on Mrs G’s blog and girl, you are hilarious! Love the blog and love the resolutions.

]]> By: noreply@blogger.com (Cat) http://wendiaarons.com/2009/01/my-2009-new-year-resolutions.html/comment-page-1#comment-3866 noreply@blogger.com (Cat) Wed, 07 Jan 2009 16:04:00 +0000 http://wendiaarons.com/2009/01/my-2009-new-year-resolutions.html#comment-3866 Huh, pressure from the PTA. I like that excuse. Can I use it if I don't actually have children? Or know what the PTA technically does? Huh, pressure from the PTA. I like that excuse. Can I use it if I don’t actually have children? Or know what the PTA technically does?

]]> By: noreply@blogger.com (ingrid) http://wendiaarons.com/2009/01/my-2009-new-year-resolutions.html/comment-page-1#comment-3867 noreply@blogger.com (ingrid) Wed, 07 Jan 2009 15:10:00 +0000 http://wendiaarons.com/2009/01/my-2009-new-year-resolutions.html#comment-3867 :D I love this. Esp. the approach to telemarketers. :) :D I love this. Esp. the approach to telemarketers. :)

]]> By: noreply@blogger.com (Tracy) http://wendiaarons.com/2009/01/my-2009-new-year-resolutions.html/comment-page-1#comment-3868 noreply@blogger.com (Tracy) Tue, 06 Jan 2009 20:14:00 +0000 http://wendiaarons.com/2009/01/my-2009-new-year-resolutions.html#comment-3868 This. Is. Hilarious. Thanks so much for the great post!!<BR/>(To the Tune of Barry's This One's for You)<BR/>You've done a hundred blogs<BR/>From fantasy to lies<BR/>But this one's so real for me<BR/>That I'm the one who cries<BR/>And I read it every day<BR/>And I fight to hide the tears<BR/>Cause this one's for you<BR/>This one's for you This. Is. Hilarious. Thanks so much for the great post!!
(To the Tune of Barry’s This One’s for You)
You’ve done a hundred blogs
From fantasy to lies
But this one’s so real for me
That I’m the one who cries
And I read it every day
And I fight to hide the tears
Cause this one’s for you
This one’s for you

]]> By: noreply@blogger.com (Heather) http://wendiaarons.com/2009/01/my-2009-new-year-resolutions.html/comment-page-1#comment-3869 noreply@blogger.com (Heather) Tue, 06 Jan 2009 16:21:00 +0000 http://wendiaarons.com/2009/01/my-2009-new-year-resolutions.html#comment-3869 Thanks for the great idea about putting my kids on the phone for solicitation calls. Vacuuming as a kind of art form? Why do you need a gym membership you could make vacuuming an art form and exercise killing 2 birds with 1 stone. Thanks for the great idea about putting my kids on the phone for solicitation calls. Vacuuming as a kind of art form? Why do you need a gym membership you could make vacuuming an art form and exercise killing 2 birds with 1 stone.

]]> By: noreply@blogger.com (Lisa--aka The Gardenweasel) http://wendiaarons.com/2009/01/my-2009-new-year-resolutions.html/comment-page-1#comment-3870 noreply@blogger.com (Lisa--aka The Gardenweasel) Tue, 06 Jan 2009 03:52:00 +0000 http://wendiaarons.com/2009/01/my-2009-new-year-resolutions.html#comment-3870 My 14-year-old friend of my son's suggested you just tell a telemarketer your latest dream. She did this and now, it is our secret weapon on combating telemarketing evil. My 14-year-old friend of my son’s suggested you just tell a telemarketer your latest dream. She did this and now, it is our secret weapon on combating telemarketing evil.

]]> By: noreply@blogger.com (Deb) http://wendiaarons.com/2009/01/my-2009-new-year-resolutions.html/comment-page-1#comment-3871 noreply@blogger.com (Deb) Tue, 06 Jan 2009 02:43:00 +0000 http://wendiaarons.com/2009/01/my-2009-new-year-resolutions.html#comment-3871 I want me some purple pussy casserole asap. <BR/><BR/>I actually like Larry King! Besides, Anderson Cooper is on after him, and he is a total hottie. I want me some purple pussy casserole asap.

I actually like Larry King! Besides, Anderson Cooper is on after him, and he is a total hottie.

]]> By: noreply@blogger.com (HoodChick) http://wendiaarons.com/2009/01/my-2009-new-year-resolutions.html/comment-page-1#comment-3872 noreply@blogger.com (HoodChick) Tue, 06 Jan 2009 00:09:00 +0000 http://wendiaarons.com/2009/01/my-2009-new-year-resolutions.html#comment-3872 LMAO - these are the best resolutions I've seen yet. I can't crack on the Barry jams, my husband had me load Stayin' Alive and I thought he was a dork. But I totally rock out when it comes on! LMAO – these are the best resolutions I’ve seen yet. I can’t crack on the Barry jams, my husband had me load Stayin’ Alive and I thought he was a dork. But I totally rock out when it comes on!

]]> By: noreply@blogger.com (Momma B) http://wendiaarons.com/2009/01/my-2009-new-year-resolutions.html/comment-page-1#comment-3873 noreply@blogger.com (Momma B) Mon, 05 Jan 2009 22:04:00 +0000 http://wendiaarons.com/2009/01/my-2009-new-year-resolutions.html#comment-3873 Ok, now you have gone and topped all of your other posts! I mean, really! That is FU$K@NG hilarious! Yep, I said it! HILARIOUS!!!!!! Ok, now you have gone and topped all of your other posts! I mean, really! That is FU$K@NG hilarious! Yep, I said it! HILARIOUS!!!!!!

]]> By: noreply@blogger.com (DragonTrollQueen) http://wendiaarons.com/2009/01/my-2009-new-year-resolutions.html/comment-page-1#comment-3874 noreply@blogger.com (DragonTrollQueen) Mon, 05 Jan 2009 21:42:00 +0000 http://wendiaarons.com/2009/01/my-2009-new-year-resolutions.html#comment-3874 Way cool Wendy!<BR/><BR/>My kind of resolutions...sort of...oh and to moi, vacuuming is NOT an artform...that's considered HARD TIME-lol!<BR/><BR/>Don't use me as a ruler- I think any resolutions that don't require a restraining order are good enough. <BR/><BR/>BTW, you are a HOOT! Way cool Wendy!

My kind of resolutions…sort of…oh and to moi, vacuuming is NOT an artform…that’s considered HARD TIME-lol!

Don’t use me as a ruler- I think any resolutions that don’t require a restraining order are good enough.

BTW, you are a HOOT!

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