Or pretend it’s June!
Well if that’s not wreckless and irresponsible, I don’t know what is.
I can’t wait to try it. Any tips?
Can I list you as a reference when I get picked up?
You’re too verbose. Get an editor.
I tried the five-finger discount once as a teenager. Got caught. Not fun.
Well that sounds very un-Christmasy, but I cannot overlook the fact that it’s very helpful advice.
well i could back in the day,luckily i never got caught,but i would never in a million years try it now,because of all the dang cameras and sensors,and i really don’t want to go to jail for a few paltry items
Finally, the excuse I’ve been waiting for: a stranger telling me it’s ok. Thank you, stranger.
How do I get the Star Wars Ultimate Lightsaber kit under my shirt, though?
Hey, that’s how I got my best LeSportsac from Water Tower Place w-a-y back when. Yea, I was pretty good…sadly those days are over for me, too chicken. Tempting though.
Well said. Best advice I’ve heard so far… but as a follow up… let us know how to get the bail money after.
Okay, since “me likey” your idea…I went on a “spree.”
Um…I seriously need to move some merchandise…QUICK!!
Anyone in need of a flat screen tv or a box of holiday themed socks?
Girl, you’re hilarious.
Kind of phoning it in on this one, don’t you think?
But it’s ok. It’s still hilarious.
I look for other free stuff – We got comp tickets to see Marcia Ball (local Austin gal) up here in the frozen north last Friday. More free stuff! More!
Or you could convert to some religion that doesn’t celebrate a major holiday during the month of December. And if you figure out what that is, please let me know.
OR sell your children into slavery – then you’re not only saving money, but you’re actually MAKING it. And you get to sleep in on Christmas morning as well.
Have you been hanging out with Winona Ryder?
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