Nicole Kidman buys her irregular bras at TJ Maxx!
Sean Connery’s coupon clipping saved him $15.98 at the grocery store last week!
Russell Crowe’s car needs super-unleaded gas, but he puts in regular because it’s 10 cents a gallon cheaper!
J. Lo can’t wait until the new fall season’s pants are finally marked down at Banana Republic!
Julia Roberts just spent 10 minutes flirting with the skeevy garbage man so he wouldn’t charge her for two extra bags of trash!
Posh Spice thinks the free 1 oz. bag of peanuts you get on Southwest Airlines really hits the spot!
Robert DeNiro almost had to cancel his basic cable service so he could swing this month’s mortgage payment!
Dame Judi Dench never misses free sample day at Costco! Holla!
That girl from that show “The Hills” so totally prefers liquid laundry detergent over that powder crap!
Jennifer Aniston’s pretty sure she recently got food poisoning at Red Lobster!
Celine Dion slammed too many Bud Lights at her monthly Bunco group last night and then loudly called her elderly neighbor a “saggy-assed cracker eatin’ bee-yotch”!
Sarah Jessica Parker tells everyone that her favorite movie is Truffaut’s “The 400 Blows”, but it’s really “Big Momma’s House 2”!
Mick Jagger never, ever misses a Kids Eat Free night at The Waffle House!
Angelina Jolie hides out in a bathroom stall whenever the PTA starts looking for volunteers!
Elizabeth Taylor once shot a man in Reno! Just to watch him die!
Tom Cruise, Tom Cruise…well he, he…Tom Cruise sleeps in a bed! Probably!
And if you’re going to be at the October 11th BlogHer conference in Boston, please let me know (firstname.lastname@example.org) because I’ll be there, drinking my weight in wine & glomming on to this poor woman.