Oh, look! There’s Britney Spears! I really like her tight, sparkly, little dress. But she might want to put on a sweater–looks like it’s a bit drafty in there.
OK, now–who’s that guy on the stage there? The one not wearing a shirt. And his underwear is hanging out about three feet. Yeah, that one. He keeps putting his hand on his crotch like he has to go potty. What’s that? He’s “Lil Wayne”? Oh. I thought he was “Young Jeezy”.
Does the show seem really loud this year? Or is it just me?
There’s the Jonas Brothers! They’re so cute and talented that I’d love to just…make them sandwich or something. Do you think they like turkey? Or PBJ? Probably PBJ.
Seriously, do they have the guitars turned up to 11 tonight?
You know, I don’t think anyone has EVER matched the video genius of “Take On Me” by A-Ha. I really don’t.
Now, who’s this band wearing the leather S&M masks? They’re called “Slipknot”? Huh. I don’t think I’ve ever heard them on NPR.
Looks like Paris Hilton has a new reality show on Tuesday nights. Which means it looks like I have yet another reason to drink and throw crackers at the TV on Tuesday nights.
That’s it? The show’s over? But I was hoping they’d finally do a tribute to Wham! this year. I mean, come on, people. Andrew Ridgeley isn’t going to be available forever, you know.
Oh, for the love of God. I miss Martha Quinn.