The Pita Pity
Tuesday, August 26th, 2008
What I Read On The Bag Of Pita Chips Before I Ate 30 Of Them:
Pita Chips: Now with Healthy Flaxseed!
You Gotta Try Our Delicious Flaxseed Crunch!
WWJD? Part The Red Sea, Then Eat These Rockin’ Flaxseed Pita Chips!
Do You Know That Angelina Jolie And Her 27 Kids Love Flaxseed?
And So Does Brad!
Flaxseed, Flaxseed, Flaxseed! Yum, Yum, Yum!
Seriously, If You Don’t Eat Flaxseed Chips, You’re A Drooling Moron Who Should Be Evaluated By A Mental Health Professional!
Pssttt….Flaxseed Makes Your Boobs Grow By Two Cup Sizes And Re-Perk!
Flaxseed: Kicking Wheat Germ’s Ass For Over 2 Million Years!
Oh, For The Love Of God, Put Down The Hot Dog You Tub Of Goo And Eat Some Of These Magical Flaxseed Chips Already!
What I Read On The Bag Of Pita Chips After I Ate 30 Of Them:
Flaxseed Has A Known Laxative Effect
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