Mommy, why is that chimp being shot out of a cannon at the circus?
Mommy, why is he flying in that rocket with those other chimps?
Mommy, why did the chimps just land on that weird planet?
Mommy, why did they say that the chimps are heroes now because they defeated the aliens?
Mommy, why are you grabbing your head and making that weird noise?
Mommy, is that Wall-E?
Mommy, is that Wall-E’s friend?
Mommy, is that Wall-E in space?
Mommy, is that Wall-E rescuing a plant for the Earth?
Mommy, are you playing Solitaire on your cell phone right now?
Mommy, is Mamma Mia the movie you saw last night when I was sleeping?
Mommy, why won’t let your friend Tiffany pick the movie you see ever again, as God is your witness?
Mommy, what’s an “A-List Suckfest?”
Mommy, what do you mean, “we’re spending the rest of the summer in the library?”