Happy Camper
July 30th, 2008
Hey, mommy…
Yeah, Sam?
I just invented a summer camp for kids!
Oh, that’s good. What kind of camp is it?
Well, it’s a half-Star Wars and half-Indiana Jones camp.
Oh, cool.
Yeah, and I’m going to call it The Star Jones Camp. What do you think?
(long pause) Well, Sam, I think it sounds lots more fun than The Barbara Walters Camp.
Good. Cause we’re also gonna give everyone at Star Jones Camp a whip and a light saber. Do you think that’s a good idea?
No, Sam. I think that’s a GREAT idea.
Wendi Aarons
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18 Comments
Add your own1. noreply@blogger.com (Marinka) | July 30th, 2008 at 7:35 am
Love it! Where do I sign up?
2. noreply@blogger.com (Orion) | July 30th, 2008 at 8:23 am
Your child should definitely get into advertising. Things this smooth don’t just happen everyday.
In fact, i could see this in the near future… move over Richard Simmons, Jenny Craig, Chuck Norris… there’s a new sheriff in town and she’s got a whip and a light saber to get you in shape…
Not that it would have to be a fat camp or anything… but..
you know.
3. noreply@blogger.com (SportsFan's Daughter) | July 30th, 2008 at 8:40 am
Definitely sounds WAY more fun than nature camp!
-Anna
4. noreply@blogger.com (Queen Goob) | July 30th, 2008 at 9:16 am
Isn’t she – like – a lawyer? A whip and a light saber? Perfect.
5. noreply@blogger.com (hokgardner) | July 30th, 2008 at 2:42 pm
Isn’t it great when kids don’t have any idea how funny they are?
6. noreply@blogger.com (Daisy) | July 30th, 2008 at 7:41 pm
Sam rocks.
7. noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) | July 30th, 2008 at 7:55 pm
I dunno, maybe see if he’d go for an Indiana Wars camp. they can still have whips and light sabers, but it’d be more of a mid-western grudge-match. The Darth Hoosiers vs. the Jedi Illini. with whips and snakes.
8. noreply@blogger.com (Christy) | July 31st, 2008 at 4:52 pm
Awesome idea, Sam! In fact, I got my husband at the Al Reynolds Butterscotch Stallion Camp.
9. noreply@blogger.com (MadMad) | August 1st, 2008 at 3:58 am
Oh, that’s awesome!
10. noreply@blogger.com (Juicebox Mom) | August 1st, 2008 at 11:28 am
Hilarious, I want to got to Star Jones Camp. Will I lose weight? with no surgery or diet? Sign me up!
11. noreply@blogger.com (Strawberry shorty cake) | August 1st, 2008 at 3:15 pm
Let Sam know I’m ready to join his camp. And the bonus is, I already own a whip..but I will need a light saber please. Another brilliant idea from our Sammy!!
12. noreply@blogger.com (Deb) | August 2nd, 2008 at 9:15 am
Too funny.
Am I the only one who actually think she looks worse since she lost all of that weight? Her face is totally sunken, and she looks older too.
13. noreply@blogger.com (Butterflyfish) | August 2nd, 2008 at 10:35 am
awesome
14. noreply@blogger.com (TLCknits) | August 2nd, 2008 at 2:12 pm
Hmmm.. light saber and a whip.. Oh yeah…MacGyver’s version of the ‘star jones diet’….LOL
15. noreply@blogger.com (Cassie) | August 3rd, 2008 at 4:27 am
Do Elisabeth and Whoopi go at it at Star Jones camp because if they do, I so want to come!
16. noreply@blogger.com (Scrapsister) | August 3rd, 2008 at 7:04 pm
Throw in Rosie and I’ll be there too
Should be quite a spectacle.
17. noreply@blogger.com (Denise) | August 6th, 2008 at 7:00 pm
Sam is smarter than Barbara Walters.
18. noreply@blogger.com (GRAY MATTER MATTERS) | August 7th, 2008 at 6:03 am
That camp sound sooooo much better than the Winehouseowhattafuckup camp I was looking at in Maine.
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