Hey, mommy…

Yeah, Sam?

I just invented a summer camp for kids!

Oh, that’s good. What kind of camp is it?

Well, it’s a half-Star Wars and half-Indiana Jones camp.

Oh, cool.

Yeah, and I’m going to call it The Star Jones Camp. What do you think?

(long pause) Well, Sam, I think it sounds lots more fun than The Barbara Walters Camp.

Good. Cause we’re also gonna give everyone at Star Jones Camp a whip and a light saber. Do you think that’s a good idea?

No, Sam. I think that’s a GREAT idea.

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