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Better Names For The Family Entertainment Center Chuck E. Cheese

Monday, April 21st, 2008


Chuck E. Noise

Chuck E. Lights

Chuck E. Assault On All Five Senses

Chuck E. What’s That Smell?

Chuck E. No, Not That Smell. That Other Smell. The One Burning Off My Nose Hair.

Chuck E. I Think I Just Stepped In Vomit

Chuck E. My Bad. It Was Only Pizza.

Chuck E. Can We Just Sing “Happy Birthday” And Get It Over With?

Chuck E. Good God, Is That A Singing Animatronic Rat Or Am I Having A Vietnam Flashback?

Chuck E. Stabbing Pain In My Forehead

Chuck E. Does Anyone Have A Xanax?

Chuck E. Come On, People, Who’s Holding?

Chuck E. Watch My Purse While I Go Kick Some Ass At Pop-A-Shot Basketball.

Chuck E. Oh, Stop Crying And Go Tell Your Moms You Owe Me Ten Bucks Each, You Losers.

Chuck E. Maybe This Place Isn’t So Bad After All

Chuck E. Wait, What Do You Mean “Fecal Matter In the Ball Pit”?

Chuck E. Get In The Car, Boys.

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