Better Names For The Family Entertainment Center Chuck E. Cheese
Monday, April 21st, 2008
Chuck E. Noise
Chuck E. Lights
Chuck E. Assault On All Five Senses
Chuck E. What’s That Smell?
Chuck E. No, Not That Smell. That Other Smell. The One Burning Off My Nose Hair.
Chuck E. I Think I Just Stepped In Vomit
Chuck E. My Bad. It Was Only Pizza.
Chuck E. Can We Just Sing “Happy Birthday” And Get It Over With?
Chuck E. Good God, Is That A Singing Animatronic Rat Or Am I Having A Vietnam Flashback?
Chuck E. Stabbing Pain In My Forehead
Chuck E. Does Anyone Have A Xanax?
Chuck E. Come On, People, Who’s Holding?
Chuck E. Watch My Purse While I Go Kick Some Ass At Pop-A-Shot Basketball.
Chuck E. Oh, Stop Crying And Go Tell Your Moms You Owe Me Ten Bucks Each, You Losers.
Chuck E. Maybe This Place Isn’t So Bad After All
Chuck E. Wait, What Do You Mean “Fecal Matter In the Ball Pit”?
Chuck E. Get In The Car, Boys.
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