Horton Hears A Leaf Blower

Horton Hears A Car Alarm

Horton Hears A Teenager Who Apparently Doesn’t Believe in Car Mufflers Driving Way Too Damn Fast

Horton Hears An Ambulance

Horton Hopes It’s For The Teenager

Horton Hears A Ringing in His Ears

Yes, Horton Knows His Ears Are Ringing Because He Took Too Much Aspirin When He Hurt His Foot Doing Pilates, But What Was Horton Supposed To Do? Suffer?

Horton Hears A Basketball Bouncing

Horton Always Hears A Basketball Bouncing

In Fact, Horton Hears A Basketball Bouncing So Effin’ Much That Horton Now Feels Like He’s Living In A Real Life Version of Poe’s “The Telltale Heart”

Horton Hears An Inner Voice Telling Him To Go Grab The Basketball

Horton Hears A Middle-Aged Woman Sprinting Down The Street Desperately Clutching Onto The Basketball And Laughing Maniacally

Horton Hears The Basketball Being Angrily Stuffed Down The Neighborhood Storm Drain With The Help Of A Garden Trowel and A Lime Green Espadrille

Horton Hears A Blessed Basketball-Free Future

Horton Hears The Neighbors Watching What Horton Did to the Basketball

Horton Hears A Few Minutes Of Shocked Silence

Horton Hears Rumors Of A Lawsuit