1. I don’t actually have a career in screenwriting
2. The script I wrote was never made into a movie
3. I should be really, really sad my script was never made into a movie
4. Seriously, aren’t I really, really sad my script was never made into a movie?
5. Maybe if my script had better writing, it’d be made into a movie
6. Maybe if I put wrestlers in my script, it’d be made into a movie
7. Wrestlers are stupid. Don’t listen to Hunter.
8. Maybe if I put a singer/model in my script, it’d be made into a movie
9. Singer/models are more stupider, Madison. And they can’t jump.
10. My hair looks like Hannah Montana’s, only not as shiny
Wendi Aarons
This reminds me of something I said to my mother when I was that age: “Oh you’re not fat mommy, you’re motherly.
Maybe if you put Hannah Montana into your script it would be made into a movie. Since Christmas, Hannah moved into our house and the house next door. Heck, she’s moved in everywhere. Should consider.
Okay, but seriously, my dogs’ hair is shinier than Hannah’s! And you know it’s true! So, what does she have going for her really?