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What I Learned When I Spoke To The Second Graders About A Career In Screenwriting

by Wendi // December 19, 2007


1. I don’t actually have a career in screenwriting

2. The script I wrote was never made into a movie

3. I should be really, really sad my script was never made into a movie

4. Seriously, aren’t I really, really sad my script was never made into a movie?

5. Maybe if my script had better writing, it’d be made into a movie

6. Maybe if I put wrestlers in my script, it’d be made into a movie

7. Wrestlers are stupid. Don’t listen to Hunter.

8. Maybe if I put a singer/model in my script, it’d be made into a movie

9. Singer/models are more stupider, Madison. And they can’t jump.

10. My hair looks like Hannah Montana’s, only not as shiny

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  1. noreply@blogger.com (MadMad) says:
    December 28, 2007 at 5:54 am

    This reminds me of something I said to my mother when I was that age: “Oh you’re not fat mommy, you’re motherly.

  2. noreply@blogger.com (~ Denise) says:
    December 28, 2007 at 11:56 am

    Maybe if you put Hannah Montana into your script it would be made into a movie. Since Christmas, Hannah moved into our house and the house next door. Heck, she’s moved in everywhere. Should consider.

  3. noreply@blogger.com (kim) says:
    January 2, 2008 at 8:42 am

    Okay, but seriously, my dogs’ hair is shinier than Hannah’s! And you know it’s true! So, what does she have going for her really?

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