Pick-Up Lines My 6 Year-Old Son Uses To Impress Much Older Waitresses
December 31st, 2007
Did you know that I’m 6 years-old? I need to use two hands to show you that many fingers.
Look, I can write my whole name…with lowercase letters.
Thanks for the chips, Lindsey. Did you see what a good eater I was?
Yeah, I’m in Kindergarten. It’s pretty cool, I guess.
Look! I finished my spaghetti!
Him? That’s my brother. He’s only in preschool. He’s still just learning his colors. By the way, I like your RED shirt and BLACK pants.
So, think you’d like to see my lightsaber some time?
Wendi Aarons
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19 Comments
Add your own1. noreply@blogger.com (Average Jane) | December 31st, 2007 at 4:57 pm
Wow, he’s pretty smooth. You’re going to have a keep an eye on that one.
2. noreply@blogger.com (Amy) | December 31st, 2007 at 5:06 pm
Sounds just like him!
3. noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) | December 31st, 2007 at 5:46 pm
I thought my son was the only one with a thing for waitresses. Happy New Year.
4. noreply@blogger.com (strangegirl71) | January 2nd, 2008 at 7:18 am
My daughter has quite an eye for the latin lothario bus boy at our favorite eatery. She pulls out all the stops.
5. noreply@blogger.com (snickersmom) | January 2nd, 2008 at 8:23 am
My 5 year old niece is totally in love with my boyfriend (41 years old). She is so cute, calling him John-John and Johnny. You should see her go into action when we visit her. It is adorable to watch!
6. noreply@blogger.com (kim) | January 2nd, 2008 at 8:37 am
OMG! I think he’s been watching reruns of “Scott Baio is 45 and Single”. Too funny!
7. noreply@blogger.com (TLCknits) | January 2nd, 2008 at 8:39 am
is he partial to blondes as well?
8. noreply@blogger.com (MadMad) | January 2nd, 2008 at 9:19 am
I can’t wait for your book. It is going to be awesome.
9. noreply@blogger.com (Pyro-kun45) | January 3rd, 2008 at 7:24 am
jeez, some of those lines I’m going to take home with me. after all, my lightsaber is pretty impressive.
10. noreply@blogger.com (Dena) | January 3rd, 2008 at 9:45 am
They’re so cute at that age and then they grow up and get hairy and say things like, “you must be tired…you’ve been running through my dreams all night.” Your kids will be the exception
11. noreply@blogger.com (sandyshoes) | January 4th, 2008 at 8:40 am
Excellent. Lindsey must’ve cracked up.
In no time he’ll be all “heyyyyyy, how YOU doin’.”
12. noreply@blogger.com (tae) | January 4th, 2008 at 1:31 pm
Just a short note to say that I LOVE YOUR BLOG!
13. noreply@blogger.com (Missy the Garden Freak) | January 6th, 2008 at 4:38 pm
just call your little man, the smooth operator.. he sounds adorable though.
14. noreply@blogger.com (Arthur Dent) | January 7th, 2008 at 12:35 pm
LMAO… I’m still using some of those lines
And Pyro talks pretty smooth for a 17 year old that waxes his legs… (seriously, follow the link on my blog)
15. noreply@blogger.com (Oh, The Joys) | January 14th, 2008 at 12:15 pm
What a sly one!!
16. noreply@blogger.com (Oh, The Joys) | January 14th, 2008 at 12:21 pm
P.S. – So… you’re back then?
17. noreply@blogger.com (Callia) | January 31st, 2008 at 8:18 am
My 7 and 5 year old daughters do this!! They don’t discriminate who to, either *lol* I usually hide my face and start walking the other way when they get started…
18. noreply@blogger.com (kathy) | February 13th, 2008 at 10:27 am
You are so frickin’ funny! I started reading through the rest of your blog and I have tears in my eyes from laughing! I’ve now forwarded your blog to my friends. I also love that you named your stiletto’s Bitchy McPalimony–brilliant! I want more!
19. noreply@blogger.com (Radhika) | March 29th, 2008 at 12:53 pm
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww that is one of the cutest things I’ve EVER heard *squeal*
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