1. I don’t actually have a career in screenwriting

2. The script I wrote was never made into a movie

3. I should be really, really sad my script was never made into a movie

4. Seriously, aren’t I really, really sad my script was never made into a movie?

5. Maybe if my script had better writing, it’d be made into a movie

6. Maybe if I put wrestlers in my script, it’d be made into a movie

7. Wrestlers are stupid. Don’t listen to Hunter.

8. Maybe if I put a singer/model in my script, it’d be made into a movie

9. Singer/models are more stupider, Madison. And they can’t jump.

10. My hair looks like Hannah Montana’s, only not as shiny

Wendi Aarons