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December 3rd, 2007
FUN CHILDREN’S BIRTHDAY PARTY THEMES
By Wendi Aarons
Extreme Toddler Makeover
Everybody Waterboard!
Tarts & Vicars, Vicars & Tarts
Don’t Invite the Losers
El Lice Check Fiesta
Homeschooling Hoedown
Let’s Dress-Up Daddy!
Lead Paint Lickfest
GAP Sweatshop: Make Your Own T-Shirt!
Mommy’s Prescription Painkiller Scavenger Hunt
Vegans Rock!
Watch Your Wasted Mommy Sing Karaoke
Housecleaning Adventure
Who Wants a Flu Shot?
Survivor: The Weird Neighbor’s Garage
Telemarketer Princesses
Meth Cookin’ With Uncle Mike
So Totally Taliban!
Wendi Aarons
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12 Comments
Add your own1. noreply@blogger.com (MadMad) | December 3rd, 2007 at 9:02 am
I was trying to think of a funny one to add, but who am I kidding? You’re the master – love the lice check fiesta! And the Gap one. And well, all of ‘em really. But seriously, this is why God made Chuck E Cheese, isn’t it?
2. noreply@blogger.com (strangegirl71) | December 3rd, 2007 at 12:44 pm
I have my daughter’s 2nd b-day party coming up-these all look so tempting-how can I choose?
I think I’ll just let them loose with play doh-I love the way it dries to the carpets & upholstery.
3. noreply@blogger.com (pat) | December 3rd, 2007 at 6:07 pm
oops, you forgot mud wrestling preteens…
4. noreply@blogger.com (Moi) | December 3rd, 2007 at 7:06 pm
Stamp & label all my holiday cards
I’m roping my own kids into that this year.
This, as always, was genius.
5. noreply@blogger.com (SueFromSC(FormerlyFromOH)) | December 4th, 2007 at 5:33 am
BAHAHAHA Gap Sweat Shop….I’m laughing off the chair!!!!
6. noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) | December 4th, 2007 at 7:10 am
just love it, can’t decide which one to use for my twins 6th birthday party.
7. noreply@blogger.com (Pyro-kun45) | December 4th, 2007 at 8:42 am
never ever when I have children are they allowed to visit you! 0_0
8. noreply@blogger.com (Christy the Writer) | December 5th, 2007 at 12:55 pm
You are the wind beneath my wings. (I thought about saying the Wendi beneath my wings, but that would be way stupider than even I am comfortable with.)
9. noreply@blogger.com (Arthur Dent) | December 5th, 2007 at 4:05 pm
Mine either. I’ll send you Pyro anytime, though, as long as you pay the shipping, Wendi.
I went to a “Shingle My Roof” theme party once. that was fun until the first one fell off the roof. It kinda went downhill from there.
10. noreply@blogger.com (Missy the Garden Freak) | December 7th, 2007 at 10:55 am
are you kidding me? now THIS was a freaking hilarious post.. i am laughing my buns off.. . i loved the LICE CHECK FIESTA? ha ha .. METH COOKIN with uncle mike? HA HA HA HA .. thanks for the laughter!
11. noreply@blogger.com (suburbancorrespondent) | December 21st, 2007 at 8:06 pm
Maybe they’ve already done all those…
12. noreply@blogger.com (Bonnie) | April 23rd, 2008 at 10:03 pm
How narrow minded of them.
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