Pick-Up Lines My 6 Year-Old Son Uses To Impress Much Older Waitresses
Monday, December 31st, 2007
Did you know that I’m 6 years-old? I need to use two hands to show you that many fingers.
Look, I can write my whole name…with lowercase letters.
Thanks for the chips, Lindsey. Did you see what a good eater I was?
Yeah, I’m in Kindergarten. It’s pretty cool, I guess.
Look! I finished my spaghetti!
Him? That’s my brother. He’s only in preschool. He’s still just learning his colors. By the way, I like your RED shirt and BLACK pants.
So, think you’d like to see my lightsaber some time?
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