Hi, it’s me. (LOUD SCREAMING IN BACKGROUND)
Hi. (LOUD SCREAMING IN BACKGROUND) How are you?
What? (EVEN LOUDER SCREAMING IN BACKGROUND)
That’s good. Hold on…GET YOUR HANDS OFF YOUR BROTHER! NOW!
Listen, I just wanted to…FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS ON YOUR SHORTS?
You too what?
CAN’T YOU TWO SEE I’M ON THE PHONE? JUST LEAVE ME ALONE FOR FIVE MINUTES! IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?
Alright, I just shut myself in the closet, so now I can talk. Oh, this is much better. So did you hear that… (LOUD BANGING ON THE DOOR) Crap! How’d they find me so damn fast? What, does Toys ‘R Us sell frickin’ satellite tracking systems now?
I just have a second, but I wanted to tell you that…
CAN’T YOU SEE MOMMY’S IN THE CLOSET? I’LL BE…WHAT? BLEEDING WHERE? OK, I’LL BE THERE IN A SECOND. I SAID I’D BE THERE IN A SECOND! JUST PUT SOME PRESSURE ON IT!
Do you have to go?
What? I didn’t… (LOUD CRASH IN BACKGROUND FOLLOWED BY HYSTERICAL CRYING)
It’s crazy here. I have to…
It’s an asylum here. I’ll…