Not So Pretty Woman

The Way We Were When I Wasn’t Sweating Every Goddamn Minute

My Best Friend’s Wedding Where I Got Heatstroke

Sleepless in Seattle, Bloated in Austin

Some Like It Hot And That’s Why They Are In Asylums

My Big Fat Greek Ass Is Stuck to My Leather Car Seats

When Harry Met Sally She Was Propositioning the A/C Repairman

Wendi Aarons