Oh. My. Gawd. Look at all these movies! You know which one I want to get? That new one about a museum! The funny one. Do you know what it’s called?
“Night at the Museum?”
No, that’s not it. I’m talking about the movie that’s about a museum. At night.
Yeah. “Night at the Museum.”
Noooo…it’s the one that stars that guy.
Who? No, I mean the guy from the parents movie. That little guy with the weird hair.
Ben Stiller from “Meet the Parents.”
Ugh! Not him! I mean that movie where the guy has to meet his girlfriend’s parents.
“MEET THE PARENTS!”
Oh. Well, the guy in it…
…Jimmy something, he’s in this new movie about a museum.
I know, genius. It’s called “Night At The Museum.”
Would you stop saying that already? Because, hello, that’s NOT it, OK?
Well, what do you think it is, Brainiac?
Um, “Museum at Night?” “Dark Museum?”
Jesus. This just reinforces why we shouldn’t be dating. “A”, you’re probably too stupid to reproduce under state law and “B”, you like Ben Stiller movies.
What’s that supposed to mean?
What do you think it’s supposed to mean?
I don’t know what I think it’s supposed to mean. And who’s this Ben Stiller you keep talking about? Is he from your office?
Oh, my God. I think you’re actually more stupid than Britney Spears. I should call US Magazine right now. Give them an on-the-spot exclusive. This has got to be better than who Lindsay Lohan’s screwing this week.
Oh, look! I found it! It’s called “Night at the Museum!”
Just punch me. Right here in this vein. Come on, do it. Get it over with. Put me out of my misery. Use your car keys if you have to.
Awesome! Now let’s find that movie about those girls who are having a dream…I think it’s called “Fat Black Singers.” Hey–stop kicking the snack display! I think you’re hurting the candy bars! Are you upset about something? You know I love watching movies with you, right? You’re such a movie expert. Just like that guy who puts his thumbs up all the time..what’s his name again?